When President Trump dies.
Free Beer Day
By Keith Thomas
5/9/2026
ENEMIES OF THE STATE
We haven’t seen a President with an enemies list since Nixon.[1] Trump makes that evil bastard who resigned in disgrace look like an amateur, though.
As of November 2025, not counting all the Federal employees that Trump has fired, and foreigners, Trump has designated 470 people, organizations, institutions, universities, media outlets, Democrats, corporations, law firms and ordinary citizens needing retribution.[2] (BTW the Reuters article cited is excellent.) The above is not a complete list.
It’s safe to say that Minocqua Brewing Co. and Kirk Bangstad are now on the hit list.
How about you? Do you dislike Trump? Have you said that out loud?
You might be on the enemies list?
FREE BEER DAY IS COMING
In the beginning.
Okay, it all started not so innocently when Kirk Bangstad, owner of Minocqua Brewing Co., said that the day Trump dies he would serve free beer at his taproom, located at 329 Front Street, Minocqua WI 54548. (The company website is < here > if you want to visit. https://www.minocquabrewingcompany.com/ )
That didn’t go over well in the conservative town. Not well at all.
Kirk Bangstad got visited by the FBI and Secret Service to answer some questions about him never saying that he wanted to kill President Trump. He just wants to celebrate Trump’s death in a positive fashion. Being a brewer, he thought offering free beer was the way to go. After all, patriotic Americans celebrated when the fascist Hitler died. Some people even drank heavily.
Here’s what Bangstad said in his now deleted post.
“Well, we almost got #freebeerday. Either a brother or sister in the Resistance needs to work on their marksmanship or he faked another assassination to get a positive news cycle. We’ll never know. Regardless, we stand at the ready to pour free beer the day it happens.”
The People’s Republic of Minocqua, Wisconsin was NOT happy. Bangstad was immediately getting death threats from MAGA. Nothing new for him.
Now he’s running for Governor.
THE TROUBLE WITH ALGO (RITHM) AI
Is Algo Al keeping tabs on you?
Now, before I go any further with this there are some things people need to know. The government, especially the current DOJ, FBI, and Secret Service use AI and algorithms to search for words, phrases, and combinations of such, along with all sorts of other complicated criteria to look for enemies of the state.
The “state” being one President Donald J. Trump.
“Enemies” being anyone King/Fuhrer Trump designates.
So, people need to avoid using certain kinds of language, words and/or phrases or combinations of words.
Some examples:
“Kill,” “shoot,” “bomb,” “hurt,” “burn,” “execute,” “assassinate,” “pipe bomb,” “AR 15,” “VE,” “IED,” “detonate,” “explosive,” “chemical,” “gas,” “silencer,” etc. These words with combined with phrases like “I will …,” We will …,” etc.
Calling people “my fellow terrorists” especially in reference to calling for a meeting at a certain time will likely get you a visit from the Feds. I’m not sure where the sentence, “I’m going to verbally shoot up and burn the place to a cinder with my words—we’ll meet at dawn and ride” would fall in all of this so just avoid sentences like that if at all possible.
For God’s sake don’t say something like Karoline Leavitt said before the Correspondents dinner about shots will be fired. Shots were indeed fired.
Saying things like “Death to all MAGA” or “Assassinate all MAGA terrorist fascists” will get you a visit. So, don’t say those things. Don’t use those word combinations. Don’t consider or even think about doing those kinds of things!
Don’t talk about committing violent acts against people or share words that say those things like MAGA, and the President of the United States have done for years! Don’t do as Trump or MAGA does.
A couple of examples from the thousands available:
“Their words cannot be allowed to stand. SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR FROM TRAITORS!!! LOCK THEM UP??? SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!” –DJT [3](He was talking about Democrats.)
“And we fight. We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore.” –DJT, 1/6/2021[4] (Words that Trump offered to his obedient MAGAts who then stormed Congress.)
Joe Biden shouldn't just be impeached, he should be handcuffed and hauled out of the White House for his crimes. –DJT [5] (Hm, I thought Presidents had complete immunity.)
"We will immediately stop all of the pillaging and theft. Very simply, if you rob a store, you can fully expect to be shot as you are leaving that store. Shot!" –DJT[6]
Trump also said, “There must be retribution for theft, and destruction, and the ruination of our country.” (Oh myyy! President heal thyself!)
Sentences like these can get common folk in trouble.
Don’t talk about getting violent revenge against his regime, persons, places or things. Don’t talk about blowing shit up especially very specific shit at a certain specific time with other people or by yourself. Don’t mention specific chemical or biological shit either.
I’m not sure how Algo Al classifies all the “Call of Duty” gamers.
There’s an entire well-sourced Wikipedia page dedicated to the rhetoric of Donald Trump so I’m not going to continue on with this crap.[7] Trump’s just an evil son-of-a-bitch.
MAGAts love being like him.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon%27s_enemies_list
[2] https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-trump-retribution-tracker/
[3] https://time.com/7335430/trump-democrats-arrest-sedition-military-illegal-orders-video/
[4] https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-speech-jan6/
[5] https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/110519657413902989
[6] https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-suggests-shooting-shoplifters-during-california-gop-speech
