Americans stranded!
3/8/2026
MAGA CELEBRATES WAR!
War in the Middle East is a lost cause. Since we’re revisiting lost causes that Trump campaigned against is his administration looking at returning to Vietnam?
MAGA Republicans support the war. While the majority of Americans oppose the war (56%), 84% of the prolife MAGAt Rs support the war.[1] Despite the fact that they previously supported Trump when he was running on a “no more wars” platform.
Of course, that does mean that 16% of MAGAts do oppose the war with Iran. Far be it from me to agree with anything the infamous Marjorie Taylor says, but listen to this:
“I wanna say, what is happening to the man that I supported, you supported? The man that denounced what happened in Iraq? The man that said, ‘No more foreign wars, no more regime change?”[2]
Meanwhile Miss Lindsey Graham makes the talk show rounds talking up the war with Iran while Trump works on his golf game. Like Trump, Graham is also using his airtime on legacy media to threaten Cuba with war.[3] Regarding the billion dollars a day war with Iran, Miss Lindsey said, “We’re going to make a ton of money.”[4] “We” who, though, I wonder? The oligarchs, Trump, Lindsey Graham personally or all of the above?
Where other governments have assisted their citizens in leaving the region Trump’s administration has left Americans to their own devices.[5] Evidently the King/Fuhrer Trump war planners didn’t think getting our citizens out of the area was important. It’s a matter of priorities.
Like golfing.
TERROR ATTACKS COMING?
Of course they’re coming. They’re already starting. MAGAts knew that would happen. Fuck, they’re counting on it.
An embassy was bombed in Norway.[6] In Austin, Texas a shooter wearing a shirt with an Iranian flag on it shot 14 people, killing two before he was shot and killed. The FBI is going to try and figure out if it was related to the war in Iran.[7] Let’s save some time and money. It was.
Government propaganda outlet Fox Pravda also reports that the United States conducted an airstrike against narco-terrorists in Ecuador working with their government.[8] Ecuador is also in the throes of hanging onto their democracy as their current President seeks to increase his power.[9] [10] Sound familiar?
Meanwhile, King/Fuhrer Trump has NOT ruled out sending in ground troops. Currently military units are being prepared for deployment.[11] If that happens, get ready for more dignified transfers to be in the news.
Speaking of which, Trump wore a white ballcap to the “dignified transfer” of the first 6 service members’ coffins.[12] A ballcap. Trump merch available for purchase. At one point he pulled at the front of his suit and looked down at his belly. What the fuck was that about?
Fox Pravda tried to provide cover for their dear leader by showing video of Trump at a previous ceremony sans hat. They later apologized for doing that and then proceeded to continue to show the same wrong clip.
The U.S. Navy says that it may escort tankers through the strait of Hormuz.[13] Yeah. That’ll work out well.
Meanwhile, a 7th servicemember has died. If Trump would just wear his entire golfing attire he could get to his golf course faster after the next dignified transfer.[14]
It’s a matter of having the right priorities.
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[1] https://maristpoll.marist.edu/polls/war-with-iran-march-2026/
[2] https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-green-iran-trump-war-israel-b2930780.html
[3] https://abcnews4.com/news/local/cubas-days-are-numbered-lindsey-graham-says-after-touting-iran-strikes-politics-ayatollah-ali-khamenei-donald-trump-israel-united-states-international-politics
[4] https://www.foxnews.com/us/us-military-carries-targeted-strike-narco-terrorist-network-ecuador
[5] https://abcnews.com/Business/wireStory/americans-stuck-middle-east-recount-finding-home-government-130826386
[6] https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yjegg892lo
[7] https://apnews.com/article/austin-texas-bar-shooting-7690f931ba00f950c1828cef25399bb6
[8] https://www.foxnews.com/us/us-military-carries-targeted-strike-narco-terrorist-network-ecuador
[9] https://www.journalofdemocracy.org/ecuadors-democratic-breakdown/
[10] https://www.idea.int/democracytracker/country/ecuador
[11] https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/03/06/iran-war-latest-news-trump-israel-hezbollah/
[12] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zdweF1-c5M
[13] https://www.foxnews.com/politics/us-signals-readiness-escort-tankers-through-hormuz-traffic-thins-no-mission-launched
[14] https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/american-soldier-killed-iran-war-death-toll-b2934378.html
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