Sunday, September 8, 2024

361 word salad

 

(4-minute read)

I just had to share comments from the genius.

Gibberish

            Gosh it was just yesterday I was reading a Trump troll comment about wishing that Vice President Kamala Harris would speak in complete sentences.

            The rapist felon Trump often portrays himself as being a genius.  He’s a genius that wouldn’t release his school transcripts.  Below is a typical Trump response to a question about what he would do to address the economic impact facing people paying for childcare.

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“Well I would do that. And we’re sitting down. You know I was somebody. We had Senator Marco Rubio, and my daughter Ivanka was so impactful on that issue. It’s a very important issue. But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I’m talking about, that because—look, childcare is childcare. It’s—couldn’t, you know, it’s something you have to have it—in this country you have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers compared to the kind of numbers that I’m talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they’re not used to—but they’ll get used to it very quickly—and it’s not going to stop them from doing business with us, but they’ll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we’re talking about, including childcare, that it’s going to take care. We’re going to have—I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country, because I have to stay with childcare. I want to stay with childcare, but those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I’m talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just told you about. We’re going to be taking in trillions of dollars, and as much as childcare is talked about as being expensive, it’s, relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers we’ll be taking in. We’re going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people, and then we’ll worry about the rest of the world. Let’s help other people, but we’re going to take care of our country first. This is about America first. It’s about Make America Great Again, we have to do it because right now we’re a failing nation, so we’ll take care of it.”[1] 

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            And there you have it!  361 words of Trump speak.  We’re left to decipher the brilliance of his intellect.  Trump deals with lots of big numbers.  I THINK that at one point he’s talking about tariffs fixing all our problems.  Trump obviously doesn’t have any understanding of how tariffs work - that tariffs raise the price of goods to consumers.  (Hint: tariffs are not paid by the exporting country as he seems to believe.)  But according to Trump the plan that he talked about will somehow raise trillions of dollars.  Childcare is not as expensive when compared to other things.  Alternatively, childcare is “not very expensive” compared to how much the tariffs will be bringing in, not that he ever says any of the money will pay for childcare.  Brilliance indeed.  I suppose it’s possible that he’s talking in some kind of code.  Decoder rings for Trump speeches are now available as campaign merch for the small price of $19.99.  They are designed to decode any speech or comment that Trump makes.  Or not.  The ring’s answer for everything Trump says is that he’s a genius.  Or not.

Frankly, Trump’s answer is just plain weird.

Transgender classic.

            The next quote from the rapist felon is an all-time great.  I used it in my last post as well.  It’s even better than his “nuclear warming” comment.[2] 

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"But, uh, the transgender thing is an incredible thing. Think of it. Your kid goes to school and comes home a few days later with an operation. The school decides what's going to happen with your child and you, many of these childs [sic] fifteen years later say 'what the hell happened who did this to me?'"[3] 

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            The rapist felon Trump’s campaign staff didn’t even try to explain his stupid answer.  They know that his stupidity will soon be lost in the chaos of his campaign.  MAGA Trumpers will cheer and clap for any gibberish that the rapist Trump spews and call it the greatest that the country has ever seen.

Weird.

 

[2] Nuclear warming, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXuo0ovn5JA

[3] Trump transgender comments, https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-schools-transgender-surgeries/

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