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White Trash President
By Keith Thomas
7/12/2026TRUMP UPGRADES WHITE TRASH
Trump has made being white trash more exclusive by elevating it to the realm of the obscenely wealthy.
Trump’s job whether he knows it or not is to simply, emphasis on simply, serve as a distraction for the people that are actually taking government apart to remake our nation a white Christian nationalist dictatorship of the white men, by the white men, and for the white men to make the nation racist again.
Trump is perfect for the role.
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS RICH WHITE TRASH
The pics and memes showing what Trump has done to the White House and surrounding area are all too accurate.
Trump is wealthy white trash, and he trashed the White House just in time for America’s 250th birthday party. So far the majority of what he has spent our tax dollars on has either turned to shit and/or lined the pockets of his fellow grifters.
All of Trump’s wives, including Melania, were acquisitions. He dumped the first two, replacing them with younger, shinier models. It’s pretty clear that Melania can’t stand him now. Could she ever? After all, she’s second fiddle to his daughter Ivanka as well as his many groupies. Trump was her immigrant ticket to leave the party girl escort trade. She steps forward as First Lady when there’s money to be made, crimes to distance herself from, get some media spotlight time, or fulfill some prenuptial marriage contract obligation.
White Trash Accomplishments:
- Trump rubbleized the East Wing of the White House. The East Wing is where the First Lady’s staff worked out of so no big deal there. She avoids Trump as much as possible anyway. Separate bedrooms and all that.
- Because Trump likes shiny things he stuck gold colored bric-a-brac wherever possible because that’s his idea of what richy-rich people should like.
- Trump paints his face the color of bronze. It may not be gold, but it is shiny.
- Trump paved over the Rose Garden. It is no more.
- Then he held a cage match fight on the front lawn for some of his star racists.
- One of the best comments that I heard was that all that the White House needs to complete the look is a Buick up on blocks in the front yard.
- The façade of the Kennedy Center has tarps draped over it because a Judge ruled against Trump adding his name to it at the top and made him remove his name.
- Now Trump has hung tarps from the front of the White House. He’s big on tarps and cover-ups. I can’t help but wonder at this point if he’ll have a tarp put over the jet that Qatar unloaded as a “gift/bribe” that he has already spent a few hundred million tax dollars on refurbishing and can’t fly because it doesn’t have the defensive measures that the real Air Force Ones have.[1]
- Trump fucked up the reflecting pool. He surrounded it with fencing to keep everybody away from the green slime that he’s protecting. Just in time for the July 4th celebration.
- His entire ‘Great American State Fair’ was a disaster from beginning to end. The one carney ride, the Ferris Wheel, kept breaking down. Food prices were exorbitant. A traditional turkey leg cost … drum roll … $23.[2] People didn’t have anywhere to sit in the blistering heat. No shade anywhere. Attendance was sparse.
Because Trump believes bigger is better, he had 850,000 fireworks set off.[3] There was so much smoke and debris it looked like a massive explosion was taking place and obscured the view. Washington DC had smog the next day and an air quality alert for having the worst air of any city on the planet![4] Breathing the air was deemed risky for those with health problems.
There are lists aplenty on the internet of all that the Trump administration has screwed up. We won’t get a true accounting until after MAGA loses control. Regardless, this is what Trump calls …
WINNING!
TRUMP’S A WHITE TRASH BAG MAN.
Redefining is popular these days. Just witness the Robert’s MAGA Supreme Court as they use the power of the court redefine a whiter America for Trump. Let’s do some redefining about who passes for white trash these days.
So, what does being white trash mean?
Over the years it has meant different things to different people.
At one point it meant the working-class poor and was intended as an insult. It’s still an insult but who is being insulted? Poor people? Immoral poor people?
For a while the sobriquet ‘white trash’ was used to denote immoral lay-a-bout no good thieving poor from the hard-working poor. There is a certain class of people in this country that have always looked down on the less fortunate.
Now-a-days the class is comprised of White Christian Nationalists and when it comes to looking down their white supremacists’ noses at anyone that isn’t a part of their exclusive club.
Now, thanks to Trump any economic class or person can now be white trash.
Trump may be a billionaire born with a silver spoon in his mouth but as President he’s a bag man[5] for oligarchs, friends, and family.
Additionally, Trump is a dim, uneducated know-it-all, anti-science, crass, vulgar, immoral, tasteless, undiscerning, incompetent, lazy, philandering, misogynist, doddering, smelly, bigoted, pedophile President who has to be led around at times because he doesn’t know where he is.
Racists, bigots, homophobes qualify as white trash because they serve our white trash fascist President of chaos as he destroys our democracy.
My first wife knew poverty. She could remember when all they had to eat in the house was crackers. Her entire family had known poverty for generations.
Her dad’s parents were so Arkansas poor that he had to wear a dress to school because his pants couldn’t be mended anymore and his parents couldn’t afford to buy him a pair of pants. That was one of the many faces of poverty. They all did better.
That depth of poverty is still bountiful in the Ozarks.
They vote to keep the heel of the boot on their necks.
[1] https://aviationsourcenews.com/air-farce-one-the-exorbitant-cost-of-refitting-a-qatari-boeing-747-8/
[2] https://newrepublic.com/post/212401/food-prices-trump-great-american-state-fair
[3] https://www.npr.org/2026/06/28/nx-s1-5869604/dc-fireworks-trump-250-world-record
[4] https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/07/washington-air-quality-fireworks-independence-day
[5] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagman
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