MAGA v Taylor Swift

 

(2-minute read)

I’m a Swiftie.

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Swiftelrad Alert!

            Urgent message for all Swifties!

            MAGA has declared war on beloved Taylor Swift!

            All Swiftie Chapters, Cadres, Units, Clubs are called to standby status!  We are now at Swiftcon 3!  Swift Deployment Brigades are to proceed to their ready stations.  Advance squads working jointly with the CIA and Homeland Security are already shaping the Upcoming Las Vegas Superbowl stadium in preparation for Taylor’s … arrival. 

            Taylor will descend into the stadium where she will trample out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored; She will loose the fateful lightning of her terrible Swift sword!  Then she’s going into some real serious shit but we can’t talk about that just yet. 

She hasn’t finished the lyrics.

*Swifties Eyes Only

Swiftions.

There are millions upon millions of young and old Swifties out there.[1]  MILLIONS!  Including Republicans.  Why would MAGA go out of their way to antagonize them especially since they are an overall decidedly younger demographic? 

The MAGA Jesus crowd has come out strong against her even going so far as to say she’s a witch.[2]  Yes, really.  BTW Taylor identifies as Christian.  Not that that means anything to MAGA Christians.

They have their values.

Heading where?

            For all we know Travis Kelce might be a Republican.[3]  Just kidding.  Probably not.  But his focus is FOOTBALL!  And Taylor Swift.  That’s what seems obvious in every public display of affection that we see.  They seem as easy, comfortable and natural with each other as couples that have been together for years.  They seem to already be caring friends. 

            For America’s sake I hope they stay together.  If they don’t it will be the mother of all breakups.  I don’t even want to think about it.  So, for the good of the nation I can only hope that they not only stay together but take the next big step and get married and start having little TayTravs.  The people can use some positive role models.  Do it for the good of the country!

            Travis, take a knee.  Make the commitment.  Pop the question.  So we can be …

A grateful nation.

BTW I think that they have already secretly married.  Let’s start that one.

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[1] https://www.nme.com/news/music/more-than-half-of-adults-in-the-us-say-theyre-taylor-swift-fans-new-survey-finds-3413795

[2] https://religionnews.com/2020/12/22/taylor-swifts-witchy-new-album-fuels-speculation-about-her-interest-in-the-craft/

[3] https://thepoliticswatcher.com/pages/articles/congress/2023/6/6/travis-kelce-political-views-inside

Trump Governs in Exile.

(2.5-minute read.)

             Trump is working on starting a club of MAGA Red states.  MAGA leaders are calling for a “divorce” from Blue states.  Trump is leading the club.

Any of this sound historically familiar?

Deep State

            MAGA hates any authority other than their own. 

Does MAGA want to have a Civil War?  They certainly talk like they do. 

            Trump is openly busy pulling strings about pending legislation in Congress as if he’s the head of a government in exile.  Fox Pravda News defers to him as if he’s still President.  Trump for his part acts like he still has the power and immunity of being the actual President.

Trump is calling MAGA Senators and Representatives and instructing them not to pass legislation dealing with immigration at the southern border because he wants to campaign on the issue.[1]  So far MAGA Republicans are following the orders of their unelected President.

Trump is the Deep State.

The New Confederation

            The Texas government is defying the Supreme Court and continues refusing Border Patrol agents access to the border.  The Supreme Court has said that the Governor’s acts are illegal.  Yet 25 Governors of other red states are offering support to Texas Gov. Abbot.[2] / Some of these states have sent National Guard troops to Texas in the past.

            The question that comes to me is are they pushing for an armed confrontation?  The last I heard all the involved parties at the border have weapons.

Meanwhile red state legislators continue working to help Trump consolidate his government in exile.  In red states they are passing voting restrictions that impact Democratic turnout more than Republican turnout.  Additionally, they continue consolidating their power over the election process.[3]  In Florida a bill was introduced to help Trump the billionaire Rapist with his legal fees.[4]  The bill was pulled.  In Georgia the MAGA Republican Legislature wants to get Prosecutor Fani Willis removed.[5]  She’s the Prosecutor trying the cases of the seditionists that tried to overthrow our government.

            MAGA Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene previously called for red states to secede from the union again.[6]  Texas also has legislators that push for secession.[7]  They are calling it a divorce.  What they are calling for is treason.  It’s a ‘lost cause of the Confederacy’ gambit to return southern slave states to power along with new states created since the last Civil War.[8] 

MAGA Republicans wanting to divide and bust up our country is nothing new.  I covered the topic of secession in America Under Attack Parts One and Two.  Prior to any secession they’ll need to set up a governing body ready to assert control and take the reins.  In the interim they prefer a Deep State government by Trump.

Dear Leader in waiting.

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[1] https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2024/01/25/mitt-romney-trump-border-bill-negotiation-vpx.cnn

[2] https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/01/26/national-guard-border-texas/

[3] https://www.politico.com/news/2023/11/01/republicans-elections-key-states-2024-00124734

[4] https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/state/2024/01/23/a-florida-senator-proposed-using-taxpayers-5-million-for-trump-legal-defense-desantis-put-a-stop-to/72318951007/

[5] https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2024-01-23/could-georgias-fani-willis-be-removed-from-prosecuting-donald-trump

[6] MTG on secession:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lyqLI0cMpI

[7] https://www.texastribune.org/2023/11/15/texas-secession-texit/

[8] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cause_of_the_Confederacy

Mata Hari Kari

(1.5-minute read.)

NOTICE

            Before posting this, I decided that it’s just best for readers to insert the word allegedly whenever or wherever they think it’s necessary.

Blackmailers and Bribers

            Turns out that allegedly Arizona MAGA Mata Hari[1] Kari Lake is recording private conversations and then using them to allegedly blackmail alleged opposition.[2]  Allegedly Lake maintains that it’s allegedly reprehensible to use the alleged recordings.  Allegedly undeterred she allegedly uses them because she’s on the distribution list.  (See the problem?  That’s why the notice.)

Arizona Republican Party Chair Jeff DeWit resigned after MAGA Kari released a recording of him trying to bribe her to not run in Arizona.[3]  Evidently, DeWit thought they were friends.  That’s both sad and funny at the same time.  Anyway, DeWit claims that Hari Kari Lake gave him the option of resigning or having more audio recordings of private conversations released. 

            Is it really blackmail though?  Is it “extortion or coercion by threats especially of public exposure or criminal prosecution.”[4]  It’s not like she released all the recordings.  And is getting DeWit to resign payment?  It’s a conundrum.

IDK but one thing for sure is that MAGA Kari has talked privately with a LOT of people including Dear Leader Donald Rapist Trump the current King of MAGA.  Ya gotta’ know there are a lot of people trying to remember now what they talked about with Mata Hari Kari. 

Trump cancelled his Arizona visit right after DeWit announced his resignation.[5]  Trump had a conflict with his scheduled rape trial testimony.  It could be that he’s just taking a pause for some deep personal reflection and/or is checking to see if he has anything compromising on Mata Hari Kari.

They can talk about concerns in private.

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[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mata_Hari

[2] https://www.npr.org/2024/01/24/1226681435/bribery-kari-lake-arizona-gop-resigns

[3] https://www.yahoo.com/news/evidence-shows-kari-lakes-takedown-194448486.html

[4] https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/blackmail

[5] https://www.axios.com/local/phoenix/2024/01/25/trump-visit-cancelled-arizona