The Red Wave
There was and remains for the foreseeable future ketchup throwing weather forecast the chance for major ketchup on the walls or elsewhere conditions.
All types of ketchup weather incidents are possible from the simple indiscriminate food with ketchup throwing to just ketchup throwing. There is throwing fries with ketchup for more of a scattered ketchup rain pattern. The simple throwing a burger with ketchup against the wall is always a classic.
Then there are the various forms of ketchup au naturelle throwing, from stomping ketchup packets, barehanded ketchup packet squeezing, full on ketchup bottle squirting for the more accurate streaming of ketchup, ketchup bottle chucking where a bottle of ketchup is just chucked for maximum distance and drown your sorrow in ketchup for the professional or serial ketchup throwers.
- A jury deciding to fine Trump $83 million for defaming E. Jean Carroll by lying about raping her.[1] Forecast: Ketchup bottle chucking followed by drown your sorrows in ketchup.
- Having to post a bond to cover the judgement on appeal. Forecast: ketchup bottle squirting.[2]
- MAGA Republican Representative Nancy Mace’s former campaign manager filed to run against her.[3] Forecast: Major ketchup packet stomping with squalls of throwing fries with ketchup.
- Arizona Republican Party Chair Jeff DeWit had to resign this week because he was blackmailed.[4] Forecast: Light ketchup throwing or perhaps ketchup packet squeezing alone in a room.
- Trump attorney Alina Habba when the Judge threatened her with jail. Forecast: Throwing a burger with ketchup.
- Nikki Haley when the RNC Committee issued a resolution to make Trump the presumptive nominee. Forecast: barehanded ketchup packet squeezing.
KTA
The throwing of Ketchup has become so pervasive that there is now a Ketchup Throwers Anonymous for people struggling with their ketchup throwing addiction that is sweeping MAGA land since they first learned that Dear ketchup throwing Leader does it.
A KTA spokesperson said that things like ketchup throwing start off innocently enough. It can even be fun. Hey all! Let’s throw some ketchup against the wall. But as is always the case there will be those that can’t do their ketchup throwing responsibly. They devolve into gratuitous ketchup throwing. They’ll start throwing ketchup at the drop of a hat. Then the next thing you know it’s affecting people’s lives and the climate.
The struggle is real.
https://yadayadayadablahblah.blogspot.com/
[1] https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-legal-news-brief-jury-orders-trump-to-pay-e-jean-carroll-833-million-in-damages-220215022.html
[2] https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/23/politics/trump-e-jean-carroll-5-5-million/index.html
[3] https://www.yahoo.com/news/nancy-maces-recently-departed-chief-212202127.html
[4] https://www.npr.org/2024/01/24/1226681435/bribery-kari-lake-arizona-gop-resigns