Wednesday, January 17, 2024

STB joins Trump Team

 (1.5-minute read)

The Bull starts here!

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In a surprise announcement Trump announced that Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano famed mafiosi hitman turned rat for the Feds has agreed to join his campaign team as Consiglieri, calling him a wonderful addition to the campaign’s newly created Vote for Trump or Else Division.[1]  Trump said that he expected big things from the Bull and knew that he could deliver.  

“Sammy the Bull gets the “job” done.  Know what I mean?  Know what I mean?”  Wink.  Wink. Nudge.  Nudge. 

“If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime!”

When asked about Gravano’s subsequent relapse after serving 5 years for 19 murders by starting a drug trafficking enterprise and serving another 17 years Trump responded,

“Nobody’s perfect!

“Some mobsters are very fine people.”[2] 

Gravano, known previously for turning on his previous Mob Boss, John Gotti, and killing 19 people, spoke in glowing terms about Trump’s good character.[3]  The Bull had high praise for Trump and his abilities.[4]  Fox news had Gravano on to provide insight as to how bad the country is and that the Mafia had many good qualities, qualities that Trump can provide to the America that the Bull loves.[5]  The Bull complained about our open borders too.  Illegal activity really upsets him especially when it interferes with his personal illegal activity. 

Trump thanked Gravano for his endorsement![6] 

“Now it’s time to put him and his unique skillsets to work for MAGA!”

“It’s hard to put a good man down, especially if they’ve got Secret Service protection!”

When asked if that was a veiled threat, Trump responded,

“We’ll see.  Stand back and stand by!”[7]

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[1] https://abcnews.go.com/US/sammy-gravano-notorious-gangster-turned-fbi-informant-reflects/story?id=82473175

[2] https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-hit-man-sammy-bull-gravano-released-federal-prison-n803716

[3] Gravano on Trump’s character:  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hsDb5yvQKq8

[4] Gangster Trump:  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QOUhZvtpuWc

[5] Good guys:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrvpXImE3no

[6] https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-thanking-ex-hitman-sammy-the-bull-raises-eyebrows/ar-AA1mVC3G

[7] Stand back and stand by:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIHhB1ZMV_o