Tuesday, April 1, 2025

The He-Man Woman Haters Club!


The He-Man Woman Haters Club!

Top Secret Meeting Announced!

By Keith Thomas

3/31/25

Coming soon to a chat room near you!

            Welcome to the He-Man Woman Haters Club.[1] The first rule of the He-Man Woman Haters Club is: you do not talk about The He-Man Woman Haters Club. Got it, got it? We trust that you, whoever “you” are, can keep a secret. Clearance granted upon entry.

Come one! Come all! NO Dems Allowed! He-Man bros especially! Women are welcome to the He-Man Woman Haters Club as long as they mind and do as they are told. Wives and girlfriends are welcome too. Bring them both if you want and you know who I’m talking to, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Single women of childbearing age are preferred. Bring the kids. Crayons will be provided ifin’ the adults share.

After the bombing success of the last meeting of the He-Man Woman Haters Club another meeting is scheduled to take place real soon! But don’t tell anyone about it! Just wait for the invitation. It may come via email. It may come from a chat group. It may come from a bot. Just be ready! You won’t want to miss it. Bring your own manly emojis. Sometimes we just invite some random homeless person off the street. Just pulling your leg. We would never do that.

There’s always the chance that the President might show up if he isn’t too busy doing important Presidenting while golfing at Mar a Lago. You never know who else might show up to chat. Kid Rock? Ted Nugent? Stormy Daniels? Melania? Just kidding.

Melania would never show up.


[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7NY4PWwGTI

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Saturday, March 29, 2025

Deconstructing from MAGA Christianity

 

Deconstructing from MAGA Christianity,

aka Trumpianity

By Keith Thomas

3/29/2025, 2 pages

Raptured.[1]

            Are Christian churches rising up and speaking out against the MAGA NAZI Jesus beliefs of the Red-Hatted Heritage Foundation MAGA white Christian Nationalists that are seeking to weave their twisted theology into the fabric of America and make it law? Bishop Budde is an outlier. When she spoke up and asked for mercy for the less fortunate MAGA “Christians” turned on her en masse and some even went so far as to say that she should be deported.[2]

            I need to get that out of the way. There is just too much hate and intolerance made possible by the Christian faith, its clergy, and its governing book the bible for me to remain a part of it. That doesn’t mean that there aren’t good decent clergy daring to speak. They just seem to be in the minority. Speaking out politically from pulpits could cost churches their tax-exempt status.

Honestly from the very beginning I had questions and doubts. It was the depth of the hatred expressed by people calling themselves Christians towards LGBTQIA people that helped drive me over the edge to leaving the faith.

             I passed a bearded oldster at the store that was wearing a red hat that said God, Jesus, and Trump. That’s another popular MAGA slogan. At least Trump wasn’t on top. For a little while anyway. Frankly, I’m surprised Trump wasn’t.

The faith needs to be officially renamed just like The Republican Party needs to be renamed. Führer Trump is just the man to do that very thing and make it official with one of his dementia-fueled fascist decrees. Trump loves branding. Trump Towers. Trump University. Trump Shuttle. Trump Steaks. Trump Vodka. Trump Party. Trump coins. Trumpianity and the First Church of Trump seems a natural evolvement. The religion of Trump with signs “This is a Trump Church” above their doorways.  I’m halfway surprised hordes of MAGA cult followers aren’t already branding themselves with the mark of the Trump.

MAGA has been enraptured by Trump.

Called down to earth.

            I have been involved with a variety of churches and doctrines over the years. I started off in an evangelical Southern Baptist church. Yes, they held extreme beliefs and didn’t hesitate to share them. Like Catholics being idolators and women not being in positions of leadership. And now they worship their Führer Trump.

I had questions from the very beginning. Early on I asked the pastor if a man in a foreign country never heard about Jesus but lived his entire life as a good decent person died would he go to heaven. The minister answered no and that was why missionary work was so important. I distinctly remember thinking, “Well that’s bullshit.”

            When I got out of the Army I tried church again. (I should mention here that I went hippie, letting my hair grow long after 4 years of buzz cuts.) It was a Baptist church. As luck would have it the pastor gave an entire sermon that morning about hippies and not only looked directly at me, he pointed at me and the entire congregation turned around in their seats and to stare. Evidently, I was an evil person in the eyes of the lord. Lots of scripture said so.

            Years later I tried a Methodist church. That church folded over an LGBTQIA issue. Turned out that the Christians didn’t want to be open and affirming. Then I tried a Presbyterian church. We ended up leaving over the same issue. We support the rights of gay people. Don’t ask, don’t tell isn’t being supportive, open, and inclusive. Silence is submission and agreement with what is taking place in America.

Over the years I had other questions. Questions of biblical proportions. Questions about contradictions in the bible. Questions about the validity of doctrines. Questions about various interpretations. It’s only been within the last couple of years that I started going to actual biblical scholars to find out if what I was being told was in fact true. It wasn’t and hasn’t been for thousands of years. A lot of bible scriptures are just outright fabrications. Fabrications and lies that people will believe because that’s what they use to justify hate, intolerance and a multitude of “sins.”

            When I read comments posted about Christians in general they often talk about the hypocrisy of the people of the faith. And way too often for me they ain’t wrong. At all!

Welcome to fascist MAGA Trumpianity Amerika.


[1] https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rapture

Friday, March 28, 2025

Immigrants are the new Jews

 

Immigrants are the new Jews

Fascism needs a focus!

By Keith Thomas

3/28/2025

Fun videos for MAGA!

            Führer Trump’s spokesliar Carolyn Levitt referred to a viral video of immigrants in chains getting their heads and beards shaved as a “fun video.”[1] Seeing people dehumanized makes her smiley and gleeful. She’d make a great Aufseherin.[2] MAGA fascists make these videos for their base to enjoy. These are the kinds of people that Nazis used to guard the concentration camps. It’s their kind of fun.

NOTE: I will not provide links to the videos being referred to. They are disgusting. Especially when you know that innocent people including women are being treated like this as well.[3] [4] These are some outrageously sick motherfuckers doing this kind of shit.

            Just as Nazis used Jews as a focus for the ills of their society the Führer Trump and MAGA are using immigrants in the same capacity. They’re even using the same dehumanizing terminology. It seems that the talk about Trump reading Hitler’s Mein Kampf and other speeches may have some validity, since MAGA is using the Nazi playbook extensively to overthrow our democracy.[5]

Given how much Trump struggles with a teleprompter I don’t think that Trump is able to read all that well unless it’s about him or his fake golf statistics. It seems more likely that his MAGA advisors read it to/for him. Trump’s Heritage Foundation Project 2025 Christian Nationalists are doing a good job of enacting the Führer Trump’s MAGA fascist agenda on Amerika.[6]

In the interim the Führer Trump is sending immigrants to El Salvador in addition to getting camps ready here in America.[7] El Salvador of all places has the first concentration camp of the Führer Trump’s administration. Aufseherin Noem had her publicity photo op picture taken in front of prisoners there.[8]  A country led by President Nayib Bukele who has referred to himself as the “coolest dictator.”[9] BTW A Democrat Congressman supports him. [10] [11] It’s a club of which Trump now seems to be a member in good standing.

In addition to rounding up brown people the Führer Trump is also rounding up white foreign nationals and foreign students.[12] [13] The Führer is also threatening citizens that speak out and protest against his regime with jail.[14] Trump’s Attorney General Bondi has also threatened Representative Jasmine Crockett for speaking out against white immigrant government contract profiteer Elon Musk that is currently doing Trump’s bidding.[15]

            And when MAGA makes more dehumanizing videos of rounding up citizens that oppose the Führer Trump keep in mind that the Führer Trump wants them treated just like the Nazis treated others that they mixed in with Jews.

Heil Hitler…er, Trumpenführer.


[1] Fun video comment, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQaY-QpWb9k

[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_guards_in_Nazi_concentration_camps

[3] https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5JAxutRPDRg

[4] https://www.phillyvoice.com/venezuelan-deportations-el-salvador-prison-asylum-seekers-tattoos-gang-accusations/

[5] https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trumps-ex-wife-once-said-he-kept-a-book-of-hitlers-speeches-by-his-bed-2015-8?op=1

[6] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism

[7] https://apnews.com/article/el-salvador-trump-prison-immigrants-4ab3fc3c0474efb308084604b61f8a37

[8] https://www.reuters.com/pictures/pictures-kristi-noem-visits-mega-prison-holding-deported-venezuelans-2025-03-27/

[9] https://www.britannica.com/biography/Nayib-Bukele

[10] https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/27/vicente-gonzalez-el-salvador-nayib-bukele

[11] https://castro.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/statement-from-castro-mcgovern-jesus-chuy-garcia-casar-kamlager-dove-ramirez-on-the-general-election-in-el-salvador

[12] https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/jasmine-mooney-eagles-detained-ice-b2714606.html

[13] https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/jasmine-mooney-eagles-detained-ice-b2714606.html

[14] https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/14/in-justice-department-speech-donald-trump-threatens-opponents-with-jail