Fluffers for Sleepy Don Snoreleone

 

            Did you know that The Trump has a fluffer?  I did not know this.

I had to look that up.  My safe search was turned off.  I’ll just leave it at that.  Here’s the definition from Wiktionary, Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License.[1]

Noun, Agent noun of fluff; one who fluffs.

Noun, Hollywood, pornography, A person who performs fellatio on a male actor immediately before the recording of a pornographic scene.

Noun, UK One who is employed to clean the tracks in the tunnels of the London Underground.

(4.5-minute read.)

Fluffing pays well!

            There’s a young well-dressed woman, Natalie Harp, that follows Trump around whose job it is to provide him with printouts of people saying nice things about him.[2] [3] [4]  She gets paid by his campaign over $100,000 a year to do this. 

Fluffing activity around Sleepy Don is nothing new.[5]  It’s reported that even his Secret Service entourage gets in on the act by telling people that he’s going to meet to be nice and pump him up.[6]  Trump’s not above fluffing himself when it comes to asking people to applaud him.[7]  He fluffs himself throughout the day by constantly posting and/or telling anyone within earshot how great he is in all of history when he’s not playing the perpetual victim and whining about how poor “Fat man who farts in sleep” is being treated.  (I used his Indian name.)

While I’m on the subject of ‘fluffing’ paying well I should mention that according to FEC filings Trump is also using campaign money to fluff his finances at his golf courses and other properties to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars.[8]  $411,287 went to Mar a Lago.  $62,337 went to Trump National Doral Miami.  And it’s not just campaign money— in 2022 it was reported that the Secret Service had paid $1.4 million dollars to stay at Trump hotels.[9]  That’s a whole lot of financial fluffing paid for by all the taxpayers, not campaign dollars.  FOMs (Friends of Melania) also got in on some fluff money.  Among others, Melania’s hair stylist has knocked down $260,000 so far as a “strategy consultant.” 

This stuff is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to all of the grifting that the Trump family has done.  While MAGA Republicans bleat about Hunter Biden Trump’s family has made hundreds of millions off of his Presidency.  You have to count Ivanka and Jared Kushner in as family in on the grifting.  Jared makes $40 million a year off of the billions that the Saudis and other Mideast investors gave to his Affinity Partners firm.[10] [11]  All of the MAGA talk about the Biden family is a distraction to keep attention off of their grifting.

The Trump family is into fluffing.

Poor fluffing

            We live in the Ozarks.  It’s quite the mix of poverty and wealth.  Lots of house trailers have Trump signs.  There are lots of seasonal low paying jobs in the service, entertainment and restaurant industries.  MAGA subjects are into Trump merch and sending tribute to their Dear Leader that can do no wrong in their eyes.  They are sadly Trump fluffers as well.  They aren’t a part of Trump’s Mar a Lago crowd and they never will be.  Trump grifts those that can least afford it.  All kidding aside. 

That’s sad.

Defluffued.

            Sorry, I wandered a bit.

            For a man that needs a lot of fluffing, Trump is in for a few rough weeks in his hush money criminal trial.  The judge is NOT going to allow Fluffing in his court.  I suppose Trump can get some fluffing during lunch and potty breaks.  Do they allow potty breaks in court?  If they don’t ‘Fat Man that Farts when he sleeps’ (Another Indian name) could be in trouble and not with just the gag order.

            While we’re on the subject of gagging I don’t think that has anything to do with Trump’s incessant farting or reporters would have mentioned it.  You know, like “Trump farted and people in his immediate vicinity gagged at the stench.”  I haven’t found any commentary along those lines.  Yet.  I have read that he smells bad.[12]  Should people make fun of it?  It could be that he has a medical condition that cause excessive farting or maybe he just shits himself because of all the stress.  IDK

            There really isn’t any way to know how much fluffing the rapist Trump is going to need in order to deal with all of the unsavory things prosecutors are going to be saying about him especially when questioning the porn star Stormy about her dalliance with him.  Then there’s Karen MacDougal talking about her months long affair with him when she takes the stand.  I’m not sure that enough fluffing is possible to keep his … mood … up after that.

            Trump will spend a lot of his time just sitting and listening.  That’s it.  No fluffing.  According to people that worked for him Trump has the attention span of a gnat.  He likes pictures and graphs especially ones that he can draw on with his sharpie, so this is going to be very difficult for him.[13] 

            Then OMG what if Trump ends up in jail?!  (Seriously, he won’t.)  He’ll go through fluffing withdrawal.  At his age he was probably in the first stages anyway.

Or maybe the fluffers will be willing to go to jail too.

---

[1] https://www.wordnik.com/words/fluffer

[2] https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donors-paying-trump-fluffer-105k-to-stroke-his-fragile-ego/ar-AA1njrgM

[3] https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-aide-positive-reinforcement-b2248095.html

[4] https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/12/18/trump-life-after-presidency/

[5] Ibid

[6] https://www.newsweek.com/trumps-ego-so-fragile-his-fluffer-secret-service-agents-have-tell-people-say-1074290

[7] https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1485372477119340545

[8] https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/04/18/trump-is-funneling-campaign-money-into-mar-a-lago-doral-golf-club/73368015007/

[9] https://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-organization-charged-secret-service-14m-stay-properties/story?id=91640350

[10] https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/09/us/politics/jared-kushner-affinity-partners.html

[11] https://www.metro.us/jared-kushner-investment-firm/

[12] https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-smells-kinzinger-armpits-ketchup-b2471229.html

[13] https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/04/trump-hurricane-dorian-alabama-sharpie-map

Stormy versus Party Girl

            There’s an incredible amount of irony in all of this regarding the hush money trial being the first case to be tried thanks to all of Trump’s delaying tactics in the other cases.  It’s almost poetic.  It will be a great soap opera.  Perhaps the greatest in the history of the country.

            This is going to be a tawdry post with vulgar grammar and salacious commenting.  I’m doing it for a reason.

(4.5-minute read)

Wild and wooly

            Where to begin?

            Trump will make some more history Monday.  Trump will be the first former President to be a criminal defendant on trial.  On the bright side, he’ll have star billing.

            Batten down the hatches and hide the ketchup at Mar a Lago.  There’s a Stormcon 4 alert from Monday on.  There’ll be a deceptive opening with mild and often times boring word winds before the heart of the storm is reached.  Then Katy bar the door!

            The hush money trial beginning Monday, April 15^th, hosted by Judge Juan Merchan and prosecuted by Alvin Bragg, is really about a couple of things.

#1.  The rapist Trump, who was in a soft porn film himself,[1] paid hush money to porn star actor Stormy Daniels to keep her quiet about their one-night stand and then covered it up. It was NOT an affair!  One.  Night.  Stand.  Susan McDougal is the one that he had the affair with.[2] 

#2.  Melania is the wife that he was cheating on with Stormy Daniels while she was home with baby Barron.[3]  Ironically Trump was doing Melania while he was married to Marla Maples.  Trump was doing Marla Maples while he was married to Ivana.[4]  It gets confusing, I know. 

            Where Trump screwed up, well … besides fucking porn star Stormy Daniels instead of fucking Melania exclusively, is that he lied about paying the hush money in his financial statement in order to keep the issue out of the campaign.  Michael Cohen served as his bag man and ended up serving time for his part in committing the crime when the Special Counsel Robert Mueller investigation referred the case to prosecutors in New York.[5] 

Trump’s conversation about women being okay with him grabbing their pussy had him in enough hot water.  Then a woman came forward with the claim that was exactly what he did to her and it wasn’t okay with her.  A jury found him guilty of sexual abuse in a civil case where afterwards the judge said afterwards that it was rape.[6] [7]

            I have wandered. 

It would be easier to keep all of this straight if there was a program.

The judge will provide that Monday.

Impulse control.

“You just can’t control yourself in this circumstance apparently.”

Judge Lewis Kaplan

In Trump’s civil case, where he was found guilty of sexual abuse and defamation, the judge had to admonish Trump for being disruptive and made the above comment.  Judge Kaplan really hit the nail on the head.  The rapist Trump has no impulse control and he’s out on bond.  Not a good quality.  It’s dangerous.  If he keeps shooting his mouth off he may get a practice run in jail for contempt of court. 

And that gets us to what landed Trump in his current predicament.  He cheated on Melania.  What’s up with that.  Now, she’s a good-looking woman and did an all oiled up glistening nude photo shoot with another woman to prove it.  She also did a nude photo shoot on Trump’s plane with him watching.[8] [9]  It’s hard to imagine that all 3 of his wives weren’t that good in bed.

            Melania wasn’t brought to the U.S. to be a party girl.  Paolo Zampolli, an agent that liked to throw parties for rich people, brought her over as a model.[10]  Except she wasn’t.  According to reporting, Melania was an immigrant on a tourist visa illegally working as a model.[11] [12]  Sometimes Zampolli’s models ended up dating rich guys.  Melania was introduced to Trump by Zampolli at the Kit Kat Club.  She and Trump “dated.”  (BTW Trump cheated on her while they were dating.[13])  Nevertheless, she was evidently an excellent date because she ended up being First Lady.  Hers is a regular Horatio Alger story. 

            Now, Trump’s inability to control his sexual urges has brought him to trial and ALL of his past peccadilloes will be coming up again.  This post being a case in point.  The chaos that is Trump and his infidelity will be dominating the news for weeks.  She’s going to have to live with his cheating on her again dominating the news.  That’s rough, even if in the final outcome he is found not guilty, which for the record is a distinct possibility.

            Here’s the deal.  Trump is tawdry.  He’s a music man bible selling shoe salesman merchandizing huckster.  These are the qualities that he brought to his administration.  All of this demonstrates one important crucial point about not only his personal life but how he conducted himself in business and as President.

Trump can’t control himself.

---

[1] https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/parties-playboy-mansion-soft-core-163453971.html

[2] https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/apr/05/karen-mcdougal-trump-alleged-hush-money-payments

[3] https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-cheat-melania-780249

[4] https://www.newsweek.com/trump-marriages-everything-know-about-ivana-melina-and-marla-ahead-new-book-680360

[5] https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/a-guide-to-michael-cohens-sentencing

[6] https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/19/trump-carroll-judge-rape/

[7] https://apnews.com/article/trump-rape-carroll-trial-fe68259a4b98bb3947d42af9ec83d7db

[8] https://www.gq.com/story/about-those-nude-photos-of-melania-trump-from-gq

[9] https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/naked-truth-melania-man-disrobed/story?id=40663883

[10] https://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/01/fashion/donald-trump-melania-modeling-agent-paolo-zampolli-daily-mail.html

[11] https://www.vox.com/2016/11/5/13533816/melania-trump-illegal-immigrant

[12] https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-travel-immigration-migration-election-2020-37dc7aef0ce44077930b7436be7bfd0d

[13] https://people.com/politics/melania-trump-dumped-donald-ex-girlfriend-new-book/