Monday, January 20, 2025

Metaphorically stupid.

 Metaphorically stupid.

                                                                                                By Keith Thomas

12/21/2024

Life is a metaphor.

            I listened to the whole of Trump’s press conference with Kristen Welker (Meet the Press) of NBC on Dec. 8, 2024, of the Common Era.  The main thing to keep in mind is that most of what the serial sexual predator (SSP) says is either a misrepresentation or an outright lie.  It’s incredible to watch.  Like when he said that the January 6 Committee deleted all the evidence and testimony.  They didn’t.  The information is available on the internet. 

I had some favorite parts.  I especially liked it when the SSP co-President Elect said that we have one of the greatest economies ever.  (SSP Grandpa gets confused sometimes.) You know, except for the last year of his administration when the economy collapsed. 

Trump is still talking about fixing the same things that he said he would fix when he was President the first time around.

It's déjà vu all over again.

Never-never land.

            The SSP co-president elect spews an astonishing amount of lies during the interview.  He’s a fountain of lies and misinformation.  You, and when I say you I’m speaking metaphorically, would think that with all the brilliant people that he has around him like Don and Eric and the Elongated Muskrat, he would have a better grasp of economics.  All of his bankruptcies and failed businesses should have learned him something.

            He talks about the United States subsidizing Canada and Mexico.  Now he’s either too stupid to know the difference between a trade deficit and a subsidy OR he knows that MAGA is too stupid to know and he can tell them anything.  He hits all the hate high points that MAGA loves. 

            But this was my very favorite exchange of the interview.  Trump was telling Welker about how badly the press including her has treated him compared to Biden. 

Trump:  “Because I’ve seen you interview other people like Biden.”

Welker:  “I’ve never interviewed President Biden.”

Trump:  “When I say you, I’m talking metaphorically.”

            Isn’t that great?!

            We’ve never in all of history had a serial sexual predator co-President Elect whine as much as Trump does.  Trump has got to be the dumbest, whiniest SSP co-President in all of history.

Metaphorically speaking.

 Copyright © 2025 Keith Thomas. All Rights Reserved.

NOTES

Kristen Welker interview, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b607aDHUu2I

CBC trade deficit and tariffs, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swT1p-ZpcGw

https://webharvest.gov/congress117th/20221224173221/https://january6th.house.gov/

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/us-trade-deficit-by-country

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/trade%20deficit

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/subsidy

Stormy for Ambassador

Stormy for Ambassador

By Keith Thomas

12/20/2024

Silence pays well.

            Okay, so Don Junior evidently has dumped Kimberly Guilfoyle and is looking for another main squeeze.  The serial sexual predator (SSP) Trump rewards (placates?) her by making her Ambassador to Greece.  Silence also pays well.  Hm, I really don’t know what Ambassadors make.  Usually wealthy donors get the gigs.  It’s possible that she was spotted some cash for the next four years as well.  After all, she knows LOTs of stuff. 

            If Herschel Walker and Kari Lake get positions in Trump’s administration it seems only fair that Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal should also get rewarded with some kind of position.  Ambassadorship.  Special envoy.  Advisor.  National Weather Service.  After all, they actually fucked Trump.  Whether they liked it or not is kind of immaterial.  Their bodies, his choice. 

Stormy would be my first choice for being an ambassador.  She would also make a great Special Envoy or Advisor.  That woman has skills!  She’s smart.  She’s worldly.  She’s been deeply involved in the arts and with Trump.  Perhaps not as fine art or as deep as Melania but art just the same. 

What’s more she would be good in any position!  Really Stormy could really handle any position from missionary to reverse cowgirl.  She would be great!

Stormy for Ambassador.

Copyright © 2024 Keith Thomas. All Rights Reserved.

MARS ATTACKS!!!

MARS ATTACKS!!!

© By Keith Thomas

12/18/2024

Watch the skies!

OMFG!

            We’re under attack!

            Drones are everywhere!

            They’re coming for our women!

            It’s aliens!  Yes!  It’s aliens!  They flew billions of miles just so they could fly primitive drones over our cities just to scare the shit out of the natives!  OMFG!  They think we’re natives!

            No! Wait!

            It’s the immigrants!  Now, the dirty immigrants are poisoning our skies with their filthy drones provided to them by the Chinese!

            No!  It’s the dirty Jews!  They’re still mad about getting called out for their space lasers!

            No!  It’s the Iranians!  Things worked out so well for them in Syria that they have decided to attack America.

            This just in!

            It’s our own government!  They’re up to something!  They’re always up to something! 

            Grab your guns, America!  Shoot ‘em down!  Shoot ‘em down!  Fill the skies with lead! 

Save us, Donald Trump!  Save Us!

MAGA! MAGA! MAGA!

Consider this.

            It’s COSTCO!

            I was just there the other day and they’re selling drones to anyone, no questions asked!  Can you believe it?!  And it isn’t just COSTCO!  Anyone can buy them over the internet!  OMFG!  We’re under attack by anyone!  There are hundreds of thousands of them!

            Counter-attack!  Get a drone!  Take out their drones with a drone whoever their is!

This is war!

Copyright © 2024 Keith Thomas. All Rights Reserved.

NOTES

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116996/

https://www.tcm.com/tcmdb/title/615008/watch-the-skies#overview

https://www.faa.gov/node/54496

https://www.phillybyair.com/blog/drone-stats/

https://www.thedronegirl.com/2024/04/01/drones-in-2024/