Sunday, February 16, 2020

Whinecon III [Political]

        ^ President Nixon used to be the top dog when it comes to Presidential whining. Oh how the mighty have fallen. The King of the Whiners is gone. Long live the new King of the Whiners—President Trump. Now I don’t mean to disparage runner-ups like President Johnson. That Texan could cut a mean whine. Now it’s true that this was in the time before social media but it is what it is. Twitter has made possible the rapid dissemination of the immediate whine with facebook hot on its heels.
        ^ Seriously, Trump may have come in at a Whinecon 2 but he hit Whinecon 3 in the first month and stayed there. Granted he makes false claims at being an expert on many things but I mean to tell you that President Trump is hands down the absolute champion when it comes to whining. His record will last for generations. He whines more than any President that we’ve ever had. He has complained more than all of the Presidents combined. He is the Whiner Victim in Chief. He is the whiner of the ages. I am in awe.
        ^ He has been whining for three and one half years now. He whines continuously. Day in. Day out. You name it; he is whining about it or has whined about it. He whined way before he was elected. He whines about everything. Starts in the morning. Finishes up in the evening. He whines about the FBI, the CIA, Generals, the truth, veterans, Muslims, dishwashers, media, shithole countries, showers, heads of foreign nations, cities, facts, windmill farms, regular countries, short people, Dems, immigrants, Judges, toilets, people he’s appointed, people’s he’s fired, a Swedish teenager, anything that the brown President did or is doing and mythical places like the city of Belgium. He whined about Presidents before he made President. He continues to whine about other Presidents since he made President. He whines about stuff that he makes up!
        ^ These are just the whines that we know about. Can you even imagine working in an environment where anybody—let alone the President of the United States—whines that much?! OMG! It would be like working for a Scut Farcus that whines incessantly.
        ^ He does take breaks from whining long enough to brag about himself, name call, insult, threaten and bully people. He works this in between Twitcon meltdowns, watching Fox Pravda, eating Whoppers, and golfing. He’s usually name-calling someone about something on a daily basis. It’s incredible.
        ^ With the election coming up we could easily hit Whinecon 4. If we hit a Twitcon 4 at the same time it could be Whineageddon. Heaven help us if he ever gets a man cold Whine-o-meters may have to be recalibrated and set to new levels while he calls out the entire CDC or at least what’s left of it.
        ^ What doesn’t President Trump whine about might be the better question to ask?
        ^ He along with his Republican Party enablers are bragging about dismantling our Republic, our standing in the world as they create a new kingdom that better reflects THEIR white Evangelical values of intolerance and support of the wealthy while increasing the police state and military that they will need for the petty tyrant Dictator that they have created.
        ^ He doesn’t whine about the 40 million people living in poverty, the uninsured, the hungry or the infirm. He doesn’t whine about giving massive tax breaks to the rich while cutting back on Medicare, Medicaid, Environmental regulations, Financial regulations that protected us from the robbers of Wall Street and food stamps while he fights to repeal the protections in Affordable Care Act.
        ^ He doesn’t whine about the Kurdish allies that he stabbed in the back or the countless deaths that he caused by doing that.
        ^ His decisions are causing deaths whether people want to believe it or not. People that lose or that don’t have health care are dying. Immigrant men, women and children are dying. Millions of men, women and children are going to bed hungry while the multi-billionaire bloviating President of the United States whines about how HE is being treated.
        ^ He is their Ducé.