Top Secret Meeting Announced!
By Keith Thomas
3/31/25
Coming soon to a chat room near you!
Welcome to the He-Man Woman Haters Club.[1] The first rule of the He-Man Woman Haters Club is: you do not talk about The He-Man Woman Haters Club. Got it, got it? We trust that you, whoever “you” are, can keep a secret. Clearance granted upon entry.
Come one! Come all! NO Dems Allowed! He-Man bros especially! Women are welcome to the He-Man Woman Haters Club as long as they mind and do as they are told. Wives and girlfriends are welcome too. Bring them both if you want and you know who I’m talking to, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Single women of childbearing age are preferred. Bring the kids. Crayons will be provided ifin’ the adults share.
After the bombing success of the last meeting of the He-Man Woman Haters Club another meeting is scheduled to take place real soon! But don’t tell anyone about it! Just wait for the invitation. It may come via email. It may come from a chat group. It may come from a bot. Just be ready! You won’t want to miss it. Bring your own manly emojis. Sometimes we just invite some random homeless person off the street. Just pulling your leg. We would never do that.
There’s always the chance that the President might show up if he isn’t too busy doing important Presidenting while golfing at Mar a Lago. You never know who else might show up to chat. Kid Rock? Ted Nugent? Stormy Daniels? Melania? Just kidding.
Melania would never show up.
[1]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7NY4PWwGTI
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