Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Pope Führer Trump

Pope Führer Trump

Wear a kross!

By Keith Thomas

4/23/2025

Wear a cross

            I’ve noticed that when conservative Christian Nationalist fascists like Karoline Leaveitt on camera like to wear crosses when they’re lying through their hypocrite mouths. You know the Leaveitt that ran for Congress and lost to a gay guy. Man! That’s gotta hurt. Evidently MAGA Nazi Jesus didn’t want her to win. He needed smiling Nazi Barbie to be Shitler’s head spokesliar. BTW Leaveitt has a problem with $200,000 dollars in campaign funds that didn’t get returned. She still owes $320,000 total from her failed campaign.[1] 

House MAGA Speaker Mike Johnson likes to hold prayer on the floor of the House surrounded by his fellow hypocrites.[2] It helps when they vote on legislation that’s killing thousands of people of color by starvation or kidnapping them to send them to a concentration camp. It’s like their religion wraps their hateful actions in righteousness.

            They are committing all of their corrupting, lying, stealing (from the poor), and immoral acts in the name of their MAGA God. Their evil works are for the advancement of MAGA and their “Pope” Führer Trump.

They wear the kross seal of approval.

Pope Führer Trump personifies piety.

After all the King of England is the Head of State and the head of their church. If we can have a Gulf of America surely, we can have Trump as the Pope of the MAGA church of America.

It’s obvious how holy Führer Trump is from his eulogy for the Catholic Pope where he said about said Catholic Pope, “He was a good man. Worked hard. He loved the world.” Then Pope Führer Trump took credit for bringing religion back to America! (MRGA) Just like he ended the war in Ukraine on Day one. Thank you, Pope Führer Trump!

Pope Führer Trump also spent Easter Sunday hitting the links instead of making it a big deal to go to church. Being the Chosen One provides him with some perks not available to normal people. Also he’s getting ready to issue an Executive Order replacing the commandment “Thou shalt not commit adultery” with the new commandment “Thou shalt golf” while calling the old commandment outdated and not in keeping with modern times.

MAGA and Pope Führer Trump divine messaging is simple. If you cross them their MAGA God will exact religious retribution in the name of their idol.

Pope Führer Trump.


[1] https://www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025-02-03/nh-campaign-debts-raise-ethical-questions-for-karoline-leavitt-as-trumps-press-secretary

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