Sunday, March 10, 2019

The other Thomas [QUEERS]

            In 1966 I was taking Army basic training at Ft. Leonard wood. It was just a wonderful time. (I laughed. I cried. It became a part of me.) The Drill Sergeants were some of the sweetest guys. (Their gruff mean looks were just cover.) A person couldn’t have asked for better clothes or accommodations (and lived). The food was great! (If it helps any I also like hospital food.) The days were just bliss times ten! (I still have dreams about them.) Barracks life was wonderful. Every day we learned new and delightful things about the world and people. Physical Therapy was provided for those needing it. (As it turned out everyone needed it.) PT was the perfect weight loss program as well. The trainers provided personal attention along with positive reinforcement.  It was a reward-based system.
            There were some difficulties that we had to work out on our own.
            A couple of weeks in my mother posed a problem for me. The First Sergeant called me out in morning formation. “Private Thomas step forward!” There were several other Thomases. He whittled it down to just me with some thoughtful questions. As it turned out my mother had called the First Sergeant. Seems that she told him that I hadn’t written or called and she was concerned. The First Sergeant told me that I should call my “mama” when we finished training for the day and before eating. Then he had me step back in formation.
            That was one brutal (I’m going to use a grawlix here) #&*!% day. BRUTAL. At the end of the day I was still able to get to the phone. I did call home and ask mom why in God’s name she would call my First Sergeant. Turns out the Company Commander wasn’t in. Sweet Jesus, that day could have been much worse.
            It probably bears mentioning here that mom had a history of calling the authorities on or about us. Me: “Mom you really shouldn’t call the police on me. You don’t know what I might be doing!” Mom: “You better not be doing anything illegal!” Me: “But you see the police think that I must be up to something because you called.” Mom: “An even better reason then not to be doing anything bad.” When the police actually show up at the house. Sheriff: “Do you have a son?” Dad:  “I’ve got 3 of them. Which one do you want?” Me: Walking up the street and seeing all the squad cars in front of the house, turning around and heading the other way pretending that I lived somewhere else.
            But the call-out in morning formation exacerbated another problem that I had been dealing that had almost gotten me into some fights. There was another Thomas in my platoon with the same first and last name. Hence our bunks were close together. Our middle initials were different. Compounding the problem is we both wore glasses, were about the same size and dressed exactly the same every day. Green. What are the odds?
            The problem was the other Thomas was effeminate. He was effeminate in everything he did, walking, running, eating, etc. Of course to guys this meant that he was a queer. They were merciless to him. There were times that I would get caught with their teasing. I would shut them down with, “Hey! It’s the other Thomas!”
            One day I had been sent back to the barracks for something. I don’t even remember for what but since I had a little time I went to where my foot locker was. The other Thomas’ bunk was not far from mine. He was sitting there hugging himself. Kind of rocking back and forth. His face was tight and pale. He was grimacing. He had gone to sick call that morning. So, I stopped to talk with him and see how he was doing.
            Looking down I realized that he was barefoot and his toes were wrapped in bloody gauze. (He had been limping prior to that day.) I asked him what in the world had happened. He proceeded to tell me. Both of his big toes had bad ingrown toenails. They cut them out. Not at the hospital, at the medic’s office. No anesthetic. Cut and rip. They shoved some kind of heavy duty doctor snips underneath his nails and cut. He showed them to me. I could have thrown up. He said that he passed out. No kidding. They wrapped him up and sent him back to the barracks with some APCs. (Aspirin.)
            Having been to the same aid office I knew what he had run up against. Both of my legs had swollen up from the hips down. They thought that it was funny. The medic wrote some snarky stuff in my permanent record, gave some ace bandages to wrap my legs with and sent me back.
            Oh my god! I sat down with him. I realized that this guy had some sand. He told me his story. He knew why guys made fun of him. Turns out that his dad had died while he was an infant. His mom never remarried. He had 4 older sisters. He just had picked up their mannerisms. He was working on changing his body language, but it was hard.
            The other Thomas was in a lot of pain during training the next few weeks of basic but he stuck it out. I spread his story around and he got some cred for his toughness. Guys backed off him for the most part. There were some that never did. That’s the way it was and is for some people. I didn’t know whether he was queer or not. It didn’t matter to me even then one way or the other. I do to this day regret saying, “Hey! It’s the other Thomas!”
            I did receive some payback when I was stationed in Korea and was the barracks sergeant even though I was technically a Specialist 5th Class (SP5). I became “the other Thomas.”
            When I was in Korea I didn’t cheat on my wife. The majority of the married men that I served with did. I didn’t make a big deal out of it. I just didn’t do it. Guys tend to notice stuff like that. Especially since I didn’t bother going out into the village and had never been seen at any of the local…houses. When I went to the Enlisted Men’s club located on base I didn’t bother the…entertainers and after word got around that I wasn’t interested they didn’t bother me. They were good people.
            Quite a few of the married guys took my celibacy personally. At times they would go out and get drunk, return from a…date and want to fight me while providing me the appropriate logic for their actions. I would guide them to their bunk and let them sleep it off. They were usually remorseful in the morning. Alcohol made them say things you know. It bears mentioning that there were some single guys that I knew that also didn’t…date.
            One married guy in my section decided that I must actually be gay to explain my not using the business women. So he started spreading that defense around for his actions. He aggravated me. He got under my skin and he knew it. Let’s call him Mr. Pious.
            There were quite a few men in the barracks one day sitting around and shooting the breeze. Mr. Pious was sitting on a foot locker in the middle being very entertaining. So I walked into the middle, bent down, grabbed his face in my hands and gave him a great big kiss right on the lips. It was an eyes wide open kiss. No tongue. I wasn’t happy. After I stood up I stayed there for a minute to see if he was going to do anything. He didn’t. That ended the rumors for some odd reason. Perhaps they didn’t want Sergeant Thomas kissing on them. IDK.
            I often think that people respond in fear, fear that they might be something that they believe they are, aren’t or don’t understand. Fear of those that are different. They can’t be wrong since they’re justified in what they’re doing so the other, whatever that other is, must be wrong.