Monday, April 1, 2019

The Mythical Trump [POLITICS]



!!! WARNING !!!
Once again. Supporters of President Trump should really really avoid reading this. I don’t say this to bait you. The beginning is completely Trump. The ending, not so much. If you read it, it will only make you angry and want to tell me off. You don’t need to bother with that. I have been told off by experts. Consider me properly told off. You don’t need the aggravation. You’ve troubles enough without my adding to them. No. I’m not being snarky. Peace be with you.

The Mythical Trump [POLITICS]

        There are two main perceptions of President Trump. There is the reality that is Donald Trump and then there is the mythical President Trump that his supporters believe in. These links will provide a refresher course in what might be forgotten.

The Da Vinci of Presidents

        This Donald Trump. < https://nowthisnews.com/videos/politics/donald-trump-is-apparently-the-expert-on-everything-according-to-him > This is a partial list of what he is the best or best being the least at; as in being the least racist, least sexist, least whatever person that has ever been or will be known.

President Trump is a mighty man!        
        Really the song says it all. Representatives of his base sing it out loud and strong.

President Trump is a very stable Genius.       
        There are lots of clips of President Trump saying how smart he is. This one is from Russian Television. Being stable is just icing on the cake since smart people can be a tad cray.

The glorious Leader is philanthropic.
        He’s a philanthropic multi-billionaire that donates his salary to charity. I’ve seen the memes about his charitable work. Memes don’t lie either. According to Vice President Pence he’s given away tens of millions of dollars.

Glorious Leader is super-duper religious.      
        God couldn’t have said it better. He’s now signing bibles.

The magnificent Leader is the least racist person.        
        He covers it all in this interview with Don Lemon. He’s the ‘none of the above’ answer in regards to racism, bigotry, being Islamaphobic, homophobic and for good measure he’s very smart.

Humanitarian Trump wants to take care of       
        DACA! Truthfully he didn’t say how he wanted to take care of it. 1st Amendment. 2nd Amendment.

The dazzling Leader is the best negotiator!  
The brilliant Leader only appoints the best people!       
        You name it he knows them. They’re the best. This is a twofer clip because he’s also the best dealmaker. He has deals coming out of his ears AND has a book.

The Don Juan Leader loves and respects women.       
        No, this isn’t a link to the Hollywood tape. BTW he also cherishes women.

President Trump is a lover of...   
        People. Christmas. The people in attendance. This also applies to cities and to states when he’s visiting. I unfortunately have to add a couple of exceptions here. He does not love John McCain or puppies.

The Fearless Leader is the victim.       
        It isn’t good for the country to harass the President. He says so. It’s a “witch hunt”!

The amazing wizard Leader is an expert.       
        Drone technology, campaign finance, the military, knows more about ISIS than the generals, courts, social media, twitter, facebook, banking law, having the best words, construction (All), money, the economy, trade, safety, the system, and though it isn’t in this clip he has one of the greatest memories of all time. There are other things that aren’t covered in this clip either. < https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA631bMT9g8 > He has natural instincts for science, nuclear, better toys than anybody, knows the bible better than anybody, helping the disabled, helping veterans, equality, being conservative, being strong, uranium sales (yes, really), understanding devaluation, getting crowds, building walls (Always a favorite), infrastructure, H1B, H2B, Taxes, debt, he’s smarter than anybody…which kind of covers well…everything. I kinda’ wish I had come to this clip earlier. He alone can fix it. Everything. Trump, “I alone can fix it!”

Here’s 25 minutes of pure Trump.     

Take a breather.       
        Seriously. If you’ve watched all the above links you’ve earned it.
        I don’t intend that all of the above is intended to be even close to being a comprehensive list of what comprises the mythical Trump. He’s also a caring, compassionate, truthful, loving, eloquent, articulate human being. He’s Gandhi, Martin Luther King and Mother Teresa all wrapped up into one package. He is the Alpha and the Omega.
        Whew! This is a lot to take in I know. Give yourself a minute or two.
        I’m a little overwhelmed with the information about one of the finest minds in the history of the world. I have to stop here and kind of gather my thoughts. I’m a little emotional.

The reality of President Trump and his Presidency.       
        The problem is…none of the above is true. The man described above does not exist anywhere in the real world. Not possible. The man above is a fictional construct. He is less than the sum of his parts. He is all of them. He is none of them.
        All the above are President Donald Trump’s truthlies. He believes them. All of them. Taken in aggregate they just make him look foolish because anyone thinking that they were all of the above would normally be considered at least foolish and quite a few other things as well. He doesn’t even believe himself when necessary because he has a new truthlie to justify or explain himself.
        It’s hard to know where to begin. He is a consummate showman and con man. His Consiglieri Michael Cohen did not lie in this regard. President Trump is the Don King of Presidents when it comes to promoting himself. He is the music man selling himself. (A classic.)
        He is the kind of man that has to, make that needs to, say these kind of prevarications about himself. His supporters need to believe him. Who wouldn’t aspire to be all that he is. Simply by knowing him they are all that he is.
        I also believe that his supporters know this. Or as Vice President Candidate Pence has said, “Well, that’s Donald Trump.” < https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sCxqJFiFLs&t=65s >
        What they do support is his agenda and his actions. He’s the good guy. Whatever he says or does is okay because he IS the good guy.


He’s the Mythical President Trump.