MARS ATTACKS!!!
© By Keith Thomas
12/18/2024
Watch the skies!
OMFG!
We’re under attack!
Drones are everywhere!
They’re coming for our women!
It’s aliens! Yes! It’s aliens! They flew billions of miles just so they could fly primitive drones over our cities just to scare the shit out of the natives! OMFG! They think we’re natives!
No! Wait!
It’s the immigrants! Now, the dirty immigrants are poisoning our skies with their filthy drones provided to them by the Chinese!
No! It’s the dirty Jews! They’re still mad about getting called out for their space lasers!
No! It’s the Iranians! Things worked out so well for them in Syria that they have decided to attack America.
This just in!
It’s our own government! They’re up to something! They’re always up to something!
Grab your guns, America! Shoot ‘em down! Shoot ‘em down! Fill the skies with lead!
Save us, Donald Trump! Save Us!
MAGA! MAGA! MAGA!
Consider this.
It’s COSTCO!
I was just there the other day and they’re selling drones to anyone, no questions asked! Can you believe it?! And it isn’t just COSTCO! Anyone can buy them over the internet! OMFG! We’re under attack by anyone! There are hundreds of thousands of them!
Counter-attack! Get a drone! Take out their drones with a drone whoever their is!
This is war!
Copyright © 2024 Keith Thomas. All Rights Reserved.
NOTES
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116996/
https://www.tcm.com/tcmdb/title/615008/watch-the-skies#overview
https://www.faa.gov/node/54496
https://www.phillybyair.com/blog/drone-stats/
https://www.thedronegirl.com/2024/04/01/drones-in-2024/
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