White Trash President

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 White Trash President

By Keith Thomas

7/12/2026TRUMP UPGRADES WHITE TRASH

Trump has made being white trash more exclusive by elevating it to the realm of the obscenely wealthy.

Trump’s job whether he knows it or not is to simply, emphasis on simply, serve as a distraction for the people that are actually taking government apart to remake our nation a white Christian nationalist dictatorship of the white men, by the white men, and for the white men to make the nation racist again.

Trump is perfect for the role.

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS RICH WHITE TRASH

The pics and memes showing what Trump has done to the White House and surrounding area are all too accurate.

Trump is wealthy white trash, and he trashed the White House just in time for America’s 250^th birthday party. So far the majority of what he has spent our tax dollars on has either turned to shit and/or lined the pockets of his fellow grifters.

All of Trump’s wives, including Melania, were acquisitions. He dumped the first two, replacing them with younger, shinier models. It’s pretty clear that Melania can’t stand him now. Could she ever? After all, she’s second fiddle to his daughter Ivanka as well as his many groupies. Trump was her immigrant ticket to leave the party girl escort trade. She steps forward as First Lady when there’s money to be made, crimes to distance herself from, get some media spotlight time, or fulfill some prenuptial marriage contract obligation.

White Trash Accomplishments:

• Trump rubbleized the East Wing of the White House. The East Wing is where the First Lady’s staff worked out of so no big deal there. She avoids Trump as much as possible anyway. Separate bedrooms and all that.
• Because Trump likes shiny things he stuck gold colored bric-a-brac wherever possible because that’s his idea of what richy-rich people should like.
• Trump paints his face the color of bronze. It may not be gold, but it is shiny.
• Trump paved over the Rose Garden. It is no more.
• Then he held a cage match fight on the front lawn for some of his star racists.
• One of the best comments that I heard was that all that the White House needs to complete the look is a Buick up on blocks in the front yard.
• The façade of the Kennedy Center has tarps draped over it because a Judge ruled against Trump adding his name to it at the top and made him remove his name.
• Now Trump has hung tarps from the front of the White House. He’s big on tarps and cover-ups. I can’t help but wonder at this point if he’ll have a tarp put over the jet that Qatar unloaded as a “gift/bribe” that he has already spent a few hundred million tax dollars on refurbishing and can’t fly because it doesn’t have the defensive measures that the real Air Force Ones have.[1]
• Trump fucked up the reflecting pool. He surrounded it with fencing to keep everybody away from the green slime that he’s protecting. Just in time for the July 4^th celebration.
• His entire ‘Great American State Fair’ was a disaster from beginning to end. The one carney ride, the Ferris Wheel, kept breaking down. Food prices were exorbitant. A traditional turkey leg cost … drum roll … $23.[2] People didn’t have anywhere to sit in the blistering heat. No shade anywhere. Attendance was sparse.

Because Trump believes bigger is better, he had 850,000 fireworks set off.[3] There was so much smoke and debris it looked like a massive explosion was taking place and obscured the view. Washington DC had smog the next day and an air quality alert for having the worst air of any city on the planet![4] Breathing the air was deemed risky for those with health problems.

There are lists aplenty on the internet of all that the Trump administration has screwed up. We won’t get a true accounting until after MAGA loses control. Regardless, this is what Trump calls …

WINNING!

TRUMP’S A WHITE TRASH BAG MAN.

Redefining is popular these days. Just witness the Robert’s MAGA Supreme Court as they use the power of the court redefine a whiter America for Trump. Let’s do some redefining about who passes for white trash these days.

So, what does being white trash mean?

Over the years it has meant different things to different people.

At one point it meant the working-class poor and was intended as an insult. It’s still an insult but who is being insulted? Poor people? Immoral poor people?

For a while the sobriquet ‘white trash’ was used to denote immoral lay-a-bout no good thieving poor from the hard-working poor. There is a certain class of people in this country that have always looked down on the less fortunate.

Now-a-days the class is comprised of White Christian Nationalists and when it comes to looking down their white supremacists’ noses at anyone that isn’t a part of their exclusive club.

Now, thanks to Trump any economic class or person can now be white trash.

Trump may be a billionaire born with a silver spoon in his mouth but as President he’s a bag man[5] for oligarchs, friends, and family.

Additionally, Trump is a dim, uneducated know-it-all, anti-science, crass, vulgar, immoral, tasteless, undiscerning, incompetent, lazy, philandering, misogynist, doddering, smelly, bigoted, pedophile President who has to be led around at times because he doesn’t know where he is.

Racists, bigots, homophobes qualify as white trash because they serve our white trash fascist President of chaos as he destroys our democracy.

My first wife knew poverty. She could remember when all they had to eat in the house was crackers. Her entire family had known poverty for generations.

Her dad’s parents were so Arkansas poor that he had to wear a dress to school because his pants couldn’t be mended anymore and his parents couldn’t afford to buy him a pair of pants. That was one of the many faces of poverty. They all did better.

That depth of poverty is still bountiful in the Ozarks.

They vote to keep the heel of the boot on their necks.

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[1] https://aviationsourcenews.com/air-farce-one-the-exorbitant-cost-of-refitting-a-qatari-boeing-747-8/

[2] https://newrepublic.com/post/212401/food-prices-trump-great-american-state-fair

[3] https://www.npr.org/2026/06/28/nx-s1-5869604/dc-fireworks-trump-250-world-record

[4] https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/07/washington-air-quality-fireworks-independence-day

[5] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagman

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McCarthy Voted Head of Swamp!

 

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Sue

About that House of Representatives vote?  If no one could be sworn in then how was it legal for them to vote?  Sounds fishy to me.  Was it legit?  Was there any voter fraud?  I didn’t see anyone checking voter IDs, did you?  People were just hollering out who they voted for.  Or were they really?  There was a POC in charge.  There was all sorts of talk about people changing their votes after they had been cast.  House members that failed to vote when their names were called were given the opportunity to revote again later.  Did we get to see all the voter tally sheets?  Why did one teller write votes down on a little tiny paper while the other tellers used big sheets of paper?  Was the paper Chinese?  How do we know that somebody didn’t vote for the dead guy?  Were Jewish space lasers involved again?  Seriously, can people really tell one pasty old white guy from another?  Were stand-ins used?  Is it time to call out the lawyers, get the courts involved?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Out of character

I originally had a much different title for this post but my editor had a different idea.  My title had to do with cats.  I’ll just leave it at that.

Of the Republican Fascists not choosing to elect McCarthy I really thought that daring duo of the Republican fascist wing, Gaetz and Boebert, would not fold.  Especially Gaetz since he had said that McCarthy would never be speaker.[1]  Turns out that he really doesn’t mean or believe what he says either.  I have to admit that he could have believed it in the moment.  Like Trump knowing that he lost but later deciding to go with he won.  Both G and B have reveled in their outspokenness and going against the grain.  They have wallowed in their belligerence.  That’s their strength of character.

I can understand Greene throwing in with McCarthy.  Her Ducé Donald told her to.  I think that it’s well within the realm of possibility that she believes that the Donald will ask her to be his Vice President in 2024.  Kari Lake is going to edge her out though thanks to the Trump rating numbering system for women.  Perhaps if Greene starts using soft focus lenses and spends more time on her makeup, she could get a higher number and give Lake a run for her money.

I’ve drifted.

For all the high-sounding dialog it turns out that those madcap rebels just wanted plum jobs and more notoriety going forward in the 118^th Congress.  Their “transparency” consisted of backroom dealing trades for votes.  

Republican Neofascists are the swamp.

Who can I turn to?

            It turns out that in his time of most dire need McCarthy along with the Republican Neofascists turned to their Ducé, Trump, to save them.  You know, Trump the election denying loser.  The guy that tried to overthrow our government.  Of all those opposed to McCarthy only 2 weren’t election deniers.[2]  The Republican side of the House now has 145 election denier fascists.[3]  That’s more than they had before they tried to overturn the election.  The fascists are gaining strength. 

Now they’re in charge of the House.

How bizarre.  How bizarre.

            This election of the House Speaker certainly provided plenty of entertainment.  I’m not counting the hours of voice voting but there were little splashes of drama there too.

• I really liked that picture of the Democrat taking in the popcorn.  I mean seriously, that was funny.[4]
• The Republican that joked about Democrats drinking on the House floor was pretty funny too.[5]  I think that there may have been a few Republicans throwing down some hard stuff as well.
• And it isn’t often that there’s the threat of a fight on the House floor either.  It really didn’t look to me like the guy lunged at Gaetz.[6]  House member Rogers did have to be restrained.[7]  My guess is a lot of House members would have liked to have a piece of Gaetz at that point.
• I mean we got to see Gaetz speaking with AOC!  How often does that happen?  Then there was the newly elected head of the Republican Fascist Caucus Liar Santos hobknobbing with his brothers-in-arms.[8] 
• A white man accusing a black woman of making a racist comment is always good for a headline or two.[9]

How bizarre!

Herald

            What is in store for the nation now with over half of the Republican House members being fascists that seek to overthrow our form of government being in charge?  They received major concessions in order to get their votes for McCarthy.[10]  Think that made others in their party happy?[11]  Congressman Crenshaw called them terrorists.[12]  They can claim anything they want but these are not patriots that have the best interests of all the people in mind just the MAGA Heads that support them and their quest to create a fascist state.  They like to refer to the government that they are a part of as being a swamp and then do their very best to fulfill that title.

• Chaos.  There will be lots of front-page headlines of dysfunction in Congress.  That is the narrative that Republicans have been selling for decades.  MAGA Heads eat this stuff up right along with threats and actions of physical violence.  (And yet -65somehow the dysfunction will still be the Democrats’ fault.)
• There will be a lot of theater.  With the likes of Jordan, Boebert, Gaetz, Greene, Gosar, Perry, Gohmert, Biggs and company there will be a LOT of their very best attributes presented for consumption to the American public on a regular basis.[13]  Cooler heads of the party will NOT prevail.
• Remember all the attempts that Republicans made to stop the Affordable Care Act that brought medical coverage to millions of people that didn’t have it?  I kind of lost track after 50.  There’ll be lots of bills being passed that won’t have a chance of getting passed by the Senate.
• Impeaching President Biden for anything that they can dream up will be high on their list.  After all Democrats impeached their Ducé twice.  Once for blackmailing Ukraine by holding up aid to try and get them to lie about Biden and once for staging a coup.  It’s not likely that the Senate will vote to convict.  Good grief Republican Neofascists tried to impeach Biden when they didn’t have control of the House.[14]  What do you think that they’ll do now?
• They will do their best to halt the DOJ investigation and prosecution of Trump and his co-conspirators.[15]  Many of them are ones that were involved in the January 6 coup attempt.[16]  It’s why they sought pardons from their Ducé.[17]  They have already threatened to cut funding to the Special Counsel.  Will that be considered obstruction of justice by Republican Neofascists?  Of course not.  Look for lots of court filings to gum up the works and slow everything down.
• Remember all the Republican Committees and investigations of Benghazi?  They’re going to do the same thing with the Afghanistan surrender negotiated by Trump.  You remember the one.  The one where they released 5,000 Taliban.  The ones that attacked and killed our service men and women as they were leaving.
• The Republican Fascist wing will do their level best to undercut if not stop support for Ukraine.[18]
• They will try and may very well succeed in shutting down government in the fall and force the country to default.  It isn’t like they haven’t done this before.  A robust economy does not help them politically.  They can be expected to propose cuts that Democrats will find unacceptable, like cuts to Defense, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid or funding to Ukraine.[19]
• They will try and undermine NATO whenever possible.[20]  Their Ducé and Putin want this to happen especially with Putin on the ropes in Ukraine.
• They’ll cut funding to the IRS in order to protect the money of their rich patrons.  One of the problems that the IRS has is that they are understaffed and investigating the complicated tax returns of the rich especially the ultra-rich takes more resources and staffing.[21]

Will our republic make it through the next couple of years intact?

Time will tell.

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[1] https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/gaetz-speech-ripping-mccarthy-s-vanity-disrupted-by-screaming-republican/ar-AA163lk2

[2] https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/all-but-two-mccarthy-defectors-in-house-are-election-deniers/ar-AA15WwFH

[3] https://news.yahoo.com/next-congress-even-more-election-044207766.html

[4] https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/democrat-mocks-gop-disarray-posing-with-popcorn-bag-ahead-of-speaker-vote/vi-AA15WlNV?t=5&category=foryou

[5] Alcohol:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTBwOZTkzLc

[6] Restrained:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__galEKI-4o

[7] https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/gop-congressman-apologizes-to-matt-gaetz-for-losing-temper-on-house-floor/ar-AA1670R4

[8] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D78hEQ_BPAA

[9] https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/01/07/dramatic-moments-mccarthy-speaker-vote/

[10] https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/five-key-concessions-kevin-mccarthy-gave-up-to-win-house-speakership/ar-AA166gHk?ocid=winp1taskbar&cvid=a714d00adc9f4cd48b774b40c70feb8d

[11] https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mccarthy-speaker-bid-has-freedom-caucus-members-turning-on-each-other-as-faction-plots-to-undermine-him/ar-AA165X65?ocid=winp1taskbar&cvid=a714d00adc9f4cd48b774b40c70feb8d

[12] https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/crenshaw-apologizes-if-colleagues-were-offended-by-terrorists-jab-during-speaker-battle/ar-AA166v2Y

[13] https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-jewish-space-laser-mockery-1565325

[14] https://nypost.com/2021/09/22/house-republicans-file-impeachment-articles-against-biden/

[15] https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/jim-jordan-needs-to-shut-the-hell-up-former-gop-adviser-buries-insurrectionist-lawmaker-over-his-latest-comments/ar-AA166LK4?ocid=winp1taskbar&cvid=a714d00adc9f4cd48b774b40c70feb8d

[16] https://www.thedailybeast.com/rep-scott-perry-wont-recuse-himself-from-jan-6-probe-despite-being-subject

[17] https://news.yahoo.com/members-congress-asked-trump-pardons-212700632.html

[18] [Bottom of article.] https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/jim-jordan-offers-unreal-defense-of-rep-s-wild-lunge-at-matt-gaetz/ar-AA166twz?ocid=winp1taskbar&cvid=a714d00adc9f4cd48b774b40c70feb8d

[19] https://www.forbes.com/sites/teresaghilarducci/2022/11/05/social-security-has-been-slashed-before-our-eyes-for-decades-and-voters-barely-notice/?sh=28896c3ef5ad

[20] https://news.yahoo.com/63-republicans-vote-against-house-042548924.html

[21] https://news.yahoo.com/why-republicans-attacking-irs-funding-094500374.html