Sunday, April 14, 2024

Stormy versus Party Girl

            There’s an incredible amount of irony in all of this regarding the hush money trial being the first case to be tried thanks to all of Trump’s delaying tactics in the other cases.  It’s almost poetic.  It will be a great soap opera.  Perhaps the greatest in the history of the country.

            This is going to be a tawdry post with vulgar grammar and salacious commenting.  I’m doing it for a reason.

(4.5-minute read)

Wild and wooly

            Where to begin?

            Trump will make some more history Monday.  Trump will be the first former President to be a criminal defendant on trial.  On the bright side, he’ll have star billing.

            Batten down the hatches and hide the ketchup at Mar a Lago.  There’s a Stormcon 4 alert from Monday on.  There’ll be a deceptive opening with mild and often times boring word winds before the heart of the storm is reached.  Then Katy bar the door!

            The hush money trial beginning Monday, April 15th, hosted by Judge Juan Merchan and prosecuted by Alvin Bragg, is really about a couple of things.

#1.  The rapist Trump, who was in a soft porn film himself,[1] paid hush money to porn star actor Stormy Daniels to keep her quiet about their one-night stand and then covered it up. It was NOT an affair!  One.  Night.  Stand.  Susan McDougal is the one that he had the affair with.[2] 

#2.  Melania is the wife that he was cheating on with Stormy Daniels while she was home with baby Barron.[3]  Ironically Trump was doing Melania while he was married to Marla Maples.  Trump was doing Marla Maples while he was married to Ivana.[4]  It gets confusing, I know. 

            Where Trump screwed up, well … besides fucking porn star Stormy Daniels instead of fucking Melania exclusively, is that he lied about paying the hush money in his financial statement in order to keep the issue out of the campaign.  Michael Cohen served as his bag man and ended up serving time for his part in committing the crime when the Special Counsel Robert Mueller investigation referred the case to prosecutors in New York.[5] 

Trump’s conversation about women being okay with him grabbing their pussy had him in enough hot water.  Then a woman came forward with the claim that was exactly what he did to her and it wasn’t okay with her.  A jury found him guilty of sexual abuse in a civil case where afterwards the judge said afterwards that it was rape.[6] [7]

            I have wandered. 

It would be easier to keep all of this straight if there was a program.

The judge will provide that Monday.

Impulse control.

“You just can’t control yourself in this circumstance apparently.”

Judge Lewis Kaplan

In Trump’s civil case, where he was found guilty of sexual abuse and defamation, the judge had to admonish Trump for being disruptive and made the above comment.  Judge Kaplan really hit the nail on the head.  The rapist Trump has no impulse control and he’s out on bond.  Not a good quality.  It’s dangerous.  If he keeps shooting his mouth off he may get a practice run in jail for contempt of court. 

And that gets us to what landed Trump in his current predicament.  He cheated on Melania.  What’s up with that.  Now, she’s a good-looking woman and did an all oiled up glistening nude photo shoot with another woman to prove it.  She also did a nude photo shoot on Trump’s plane with him watching.[8] [9]  It’s hard to imagine that all 3 of his wives weren’t that good in bed.

            Melania wasn’t brought to the U.S. to be a party girl.  Paolo Zampolli, an agent that liked to throw parties for rich people, brought her over as a model.[10]  Except she wasn’t.  According to reporting, Melania was an immigrant on a tourist visa illegally working as a model.[11] [12]  Sometimes Zampolli’s models ended up dating rich guys.  Melania was introduced to Trump by Zampolli at the Kit Kat Club.  She and Trump “dated.”  (BTW Trump cheated on her while they were dating.[13])  Nevertheless, she was evidently an excellent date because she ended up being First Lady.  Hers is a regular Horatio Alger story. 

            Now, Trump’s inability to control his sexual urges has brought him to trial and ALL of his past peccadilloes will be coming up again.  This post being a case in point.  The chaos that is Trump and his infidelity will be dominating the news for weeks.  She’s going to have to live with his cheating on her again dominating the news.  That’s rough, even if in the final outcome he is found not guilty, which for the record is a distinct possibility.

            Here’s the deal.  Trump is tawdry.  He’s a music man bible selling shoe salesman merchandizing huckster.  These are the qualities that he brought to his administration.  All of this demonstrates one important crucial point about not only his personal life but how he conducted himself in business and as President.

Trump can’t control himself.


[1] https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/parties-playboy-mansion-soft-core-163453971.html

[2] https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/apr/05/karen-mcdougal-trump-alleged-hush-money-payments

[3] https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-cheat-melania-780249

[4] https://www.newsweek.com/trump-marriages-everything-know-about-ivana-melina-and-marla-ahead-new-book-680360

[5] https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/a-guide-to-michael-cohens-sentencing

[6] https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/19/trump-carroll-judge-rape/

[7] https://apnews.com/article/trump-rape-carroll-trial-fe68259a4b98bb3947d42af9ec83d7db

[8] https://www.gq.com/story/about-those-nude-photos-of-melania-trump-from-gq

[9] https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/naked-truth-melania-man-disrobed/story?id=40663883

[10] https://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/01/fashion/donald-trump-melania-modeling-agent-paolo-zampolli-daily-mail.html

[11] https://www.vox.com/2016/11/5/13533816/melania-trump-illegal-immigrant

[12] https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-travel-immigration-migration-election-2020-37dc7aef0ce44077930b7436be7bfd0d

[13] https://people.com/politics/melania-trump-dumped-donald-ex-girlfriend-new-book/

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