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Revenge porn

            Well, here we go again. 

If you’re wondering about what all the Twitter Constitutional dust up is about, I’m going to fill you in as best I can.  I’m not on Twitter so I’ve had to rely on other sources for the low down.  Jim Wright wrote a LOL essay about the latest threat to our Democracy at his Stonekettle Station blog.[1] 

The best way to deal with this latest Constitutional challenge to our democracy is to just rip the Band-Aid off.  In a nutshell it’s about a specific dick.  Male genitalia.  A penis.  Yep.  It seems that back during the 2020 election the Biden campaign asked Twitter not to allow nude pics taken from Hunter Biden’s laptop to be posted.  Twitter abided.  Some of the pics had Hunter Biden’s dick visible.  Evidently, he’s real…healthy…in that department.

We haven’t had this much talk about dicks since the 2016 Republican primaries where Trump talked about dick size and bragged about the size of his dick.[2]  Seriously, major news media covered it.[3]  (If we’re to believe the porno star that he had sex with while he was married it really isn’t that big of a deal.)  Nude pictures of an oiled-up Melania also circulated then.

There were some interesting interactions on Facebook when Melania’s pictures were shared.  LOTs of excuse were made on her behalf and Trump’s as well.  In checking posts and comments then I saw moral outrage expressed by MAGA fascists over people daring to share Melania’s nudes.  They were outraged! 

            There’s a big difference between Melania’s nudes being posted on the internet.  She did her photo shoot voluntarily.  Trump had her strip down for another nude photo shoot on his airplane as well.[4]  Proud to show off his property. 

Talking about the jet.

PROTECT OUR FIRST AMENDMENT!

            Our government wasn’t suppressing anyone’s rights.  Twitter is in the private sector.  For those that might not know, our “freedom of speech” rights are with regard to our rights in dealing with the government, not the private sector. 

            Biden was a private citizen seeking office at the time the request was made to Twitter about removing the dick pics.  Trump was the President at the time. 

Elon Musk took over Twitter and decided that the world needed to see Hunter Biden dick pics.  So, Republican fascists spent the weekend protecting our free speech rights by sharing revenge porn.  These people spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about sex.  Not teaching sex.  LGBTQIA sex.  Pedophile sex.  Pornography in general. 

And now they’re sharing dick pics.

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[1] https://www.stonekettle.com/2022/12/a-republic-if-you-can-tweet-it.html

[2] https://yadayadayadablahblah.blogspot.com/2016/10/nswf-xxx-2016-campaign-politicsadult.html

[3] https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/history-donald-trump-small-hands-insult/story?id=37395515

[4] Just scroll and you’ll get the gist if you don’t want to change your cookie settings:  https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/donald-trump-melania-trump-knauss-first-lady-erections?amp;amp;amp;amp;utm_social-type=earned

Whackacon 20

Battle Cry!

            Who is the Republican spokesliar today and what are they lying about?

            Nationally, the current Republican Party is kind of like an evil Comic Con convention crossed with an Un-AA meetings where the motto is “Quitting is for Losers” where people take a drink every time someone comes up with a new conspiracy theory to shove out to the cult.

            “Uncount the votes for Biden!”

            “Throw them out!”

            “Especially if they come from black people!”

            “Throw them out!”

            “Trump now! Trump tomorrow! Trump forever!”

            “Biden votes?! Throw them out!”

            “Throw them out!”

            “By book or buy crook!”

            “Throw the Vote!”

            “Count every legal vote except the ones for Biden!”

            “Throw them out!”

            You know Republicans don’t seem to believe in the idea of America, the Constitution, our electoral process, Americans in general, anyone not them, the teachings of Jesus, honesty, integrity, morality, well, I could go on but you know the picture. If people want to get back to the idea of America here’s a suggestion regarding Republicans currently holding any kind of office.

Throw them out!

Team Trump Steal.

            What Trumpicans are doing is telling Republican controlled states to throw the match, the game, the vote! They are telling fellow party members to commit illegal acts. They are telling party members to overthrow our form of government and replace it with Trump, the Evangelical Party’s Chosen One.

            Now here is where I’m going to compliment some Republican leaders. They are refusing to do it. Granted if the vote was fraudulent they were the ones in charge of it but they are choosing to put country before party. They are doing this in spite of threats and intimidation from those supporting “The Chosen One”. Speaking of the Chosen One the Evangelical Party is silent in regards to Republicans attempting a legal coup. Hm, legal coup doesn’t sound quite right does it? That’s because there’s no such person unless one is a Trump supporter.

Or Pool Boy Falwell Jr.

NOTE:  I really wanted to work in all of the names of the Evangelical Party leaders that supported “The Liar” but just couldn’t work out the septic flow. Just think of them all. It’s too long of a list for my purposes.

Constitution? We don’t need no stinkin’ Constitution!

            While bleating outrageous-lies-with-no-substance in public for their master about election fraud leaders of the Republican Party are trying to steal the election on non-existent technical grounds. They are also quite out in the open trying to pressure Republicans to throw out millions of legal votes cast for Biden. Just Biden. If people are serious about “stopping the steal”, an organization by convicted felon Stone, then stop Republicans from trying to do just that.

            In 34 lawsuits Republicans have yet to submit any evidence even remotely resembling massive voter fraud or any kind of fraud. Honesty is just unacceptable to them. It’s a foreign concept to them.

Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

Falsies.

            I really feel for Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff running for the Senate in Georgia. The Republican Party false prophets are running at full capacity in making up falsehoods about them. The false prophets can make up stuff faster than it can be denied. It’s like a game of ‘Whack a Mole’ only with conspiracy theories. It’s going to be brutal.

            Their Republican opponents are in the catbird seat. They can say that they’re for the same things because they know their fellow Republican millionaires and multi-millionaires will vote down anything that will improve the lives of poor and working class Americans. They will continue being rubber stamps for all things Trump as they continue riding the Trump train to a dark America.

Cancel their tickets.

(Yes we’re doing our part to financially support both candidates. It isn’t much. But it all helps.)

 

Biden’s for life!

 

We define who we are.

            So yes, I am pro-life and pro-choice and not for abortion. The terms are not mutually exclusive. If you are serious about lowering the abortion rate you can be too. The Evangelical Party of Trump likes to think that they’re in charge of defining who we are. They aren’t.

We are.

Pro Life

            President Elect Joe Biden is pro-life and pro-choice; that’s why I voted for him. The same holds true for Vice President Elect Kamala Harris and any Democratic candidate that is also pro-choice like Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff seeking the office of Senator in Georgia.

            The BEST way to lower the rate of abortion is to vote for pro-choice candidates. They aren’t looking to punish vulnerable women by putting them in jail. Pro-choice administrations have succeeded in reducing the rate of abortion.

BTDT

            Evangelicals and Republicans haven’t been able to punish abortion away. Doesn’t work like that. When and where abortion was and is made illegal women continue to get abortions. Making it illegal doesn’t change the ‘why’ women seek abortion. It just drives desperate women to seek even more desperate measures. Evangelicals along with Republicans are into punishment. They want to designate a few million women as being murderers and throw them in jail. Don’t think so? Then it isn’t the murder that they say they believe it is.

Those women aren’t murderers.

Make a real difference.

            Interested in reducing the number of abortions? There are ways that are proven to succeed. Proven to reduce the number of women seeking abortion.

Ω  Support affordable contraception.

Ω  Support sex education.

            Just those two items alone make a difference. Not even complicated. Unless you’re a Conservative or Evangelical. Naturally they oppose the simple measures that work. Just like they oppose wearing masks. We had basic sex education when I was in grade school. We needed it!

Ω  Support reducing poverty.

A tough one.

            Reducing poverty is a tough one. The 40 to 50 million people living in poverty haven’t seen much difference made in their lives regardless of what party controls government. It isn’t going to be quick and it isn’t going to be pretty. If you’re serious about reducing poverty and the need for abortions never vote for a Republican again. I was a Republican. I’m not any longer and I will leave the ballot blank before I will ever vote for a Republican again.

What can be done?

Ω  Increase the minimum wage.

Ω  Get people health care!

Ω  Make higher education available to the poor and affordable to the middle class without crushing debt paid to banks!

Ω  Multimillionaire Republicans think providing people food and shelter is asking too much! Take back the senate!

            Vote for candidates like Warnock and Ossoff that will provide President Biden the support that he needs to….

Make America kind again

Pandering to the crowd

 

First off

            Jesus was a bleeding heart liberal socialist before the concepts were even invented. Black Lives Matter crowd? Jesus is in the crowd. Queers? Jesus is lovin’ up on all of them. Cakes? Jesus would have baked 5,000. Women terminating their pregnancy? Jesus is holding their hand. Immigrants? Jesus was one. Brown people? Jesus was one. (I lost some racists right there.) Brown children? Jesus would have left them in their parents’ arms.

            Jesus didn’t say I will make you fishers of Constitutional Conservatives.

            If you are Pastor of a church and call yourself a Conservative, Constitutional Conservative, Moderate Conservative, Compassionate Conservative or any other kind Conservative you might consider that you’re preaching the wrong Jesus and you should also consider getting into another line of work. If you’re encouraging unsafe medical practices like NOT wearing masks then you really really should quit and avoid any line of work where you have dominion over other humans.

Preach the teachings of Jesus

            If you’re going to preach Jesus then preach Jesus: the real teachings of Jesus, the liberal teachings of Jesus. The Jesus that cares. The Jesus that didn’t back Caesar to gain political power. The socialist Jesus that told the rich guy to get rid of all of his possessions. The non-racist Jesus. The Jesus that said bring the little children to me.

That Jesus!

 Johnny Cash

            Conservative Pastors, like Republicans in office, believe that they have to pander to their Conservative constituents.

            Conservative Pastors only face that if their congregation is a mixture of liberals and conservatives with undecideds mixed liberally or conservatively throughout. If they take too strong a position either way people leave the church so they just Johnny Cash it.

The state of affairs

            On the one hand, we have Republican leaders afraid to speak their true feeling in public (though they will share them in private) because they are fearful of losing the support of Trump’s cult in their next election bid. On the other hand, we have Pastors fearful of losing their congregations if they don’t support Trump. They are putting fear of Trump before fear of the lord.

            And on the other other hand we have the Evangelical Party that embraces the evil that is Trump in order to gain power by association.

Wait just a darn minute!

            Okay I realize that we got to three hands here but I was on a roll with the ‘other hand’ imagery. I was trying to work in a little yin and yang to show some balance in the universe but I realize now that there really is no balance. I briefly considered using that little bird-in-the-hand-is-it-live-or-is-it-Memorex story but I think that people have just had enough of that story. So forging onward I will present the Evangelical Party and their support of President Donald Trump.

Now, about those Evangelicals.

            They are taking it kind of hard. God let them down. That’s never easy. They bought into Trump completely. They lined up the troops and marched them in. They never dreamed that their “Chosen One” would lose. They didn’t believe it before the vote. They didn’t believe it after the vote. Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone.

            They may have to have their Republican allies in the Senate form a committee and start investigating why God let them down.

            We aren’t privy to all those conversations that go on behind closed doors between Evangelicals, and Republicans. Being men and women of honor I feel quite certain that they would lie their asses off if asked about their true feelings in public. (There’s something not quite right with the previous sentence.) I say that because they’ve already done it. (Bob Woodward recorded his conversations with Republicans that he wrote about in his book and they still denied things.)

           Evangelicals do the same thing. They just take a slightly different approach. They use Jesus in their denials of the obvious—that they supported an evil regime. They lied and continue to lie about Jesus.

They Lenny Bruced it. (1.31)

Baby steps

            Some in the Evangelical Party are slowly coming to grips with the fact that Biden won. Ken Copeland is not one of them. I haven’t heard what Paula White is doing. Robert Jeffress takes a step forward and then backslides a little. We haven’t heard from Evangelical Pool Boy Falwell Jr. for awhile. And quite frankly I don’t want to know what….

….goes on behind his closed door.

            They’ll have to admit that they elevated and worshiped a false idol—Trump. Some will just never do that. They’ll lick the wounds of the beast and go right back at their next targets. They are hot to make a few million women murderers. They’ll be looking for another “savior” another “Chosen One” in the political arena that they can give a thumbs up or down and then line up the cult behind them. They could try something novel.

Get with the real Jesus.