Trump goes Bananas.
By Keith Thomas
1/8/2025
Woody time.
Trump decrees that henceforth:
The Gulf of Mexico will be called The Gulf of America!
The Atlantic ocean will be called the American ocean.
Canada will be the 51st state unless Greenland comes first.
Mar a Lago is the New Capitol of the United States.
No one can say the word gay!
Dog and cat meat will not be allowed on menus.
Ketchup will be the only condiment.
The color brown will now be called off white.
Accordion players are required for all bands.
Florida will now be called the sovereign state of Trumplandia.
People will change their underwear every half hour.
Public restrooms will have genital checkers.
Being a Democrat will be illegal.
Stormy Daniels will be the ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
All prayers will end with “thanks be to Trump.”
When government imitates a movie.
Remember the movie, Bananas? There’s a scene where the newly installed dictator made some decrees.
“From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.”
We now have this for a President. Good job MAGAts.
Trump goes bananas.
Notes,
Scene from Bananas, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukr3Y3unFhg
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