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Splatter power.
What kind of ketchup does Ex-President Donald Trump use? Premium brand or generic? It seems like we should know this. Does he use the same kind now that he used when President? Does a thicker ketchup stick to the wall better than a thinner one? Perhaps a thinner ketchup runs down the wall and therefore provides more coverage. Is there a brand that makes steak taste better? I think that a thinner ketchup would give more splat on impact. Does he take little ketchup packets on the road in case there’s an emergency and he needs to throw some food on the wall?
Trump may have some firsthand knowledge as to which brand of ketchup sticks to walls better since when he was in the White House he was known to occasionally throw food with ketchup on it against the wall or use the table cloth to throw everything on the floor.[i] Who does that?
Trump does.
Trump, the guy that’s telling people who to vote for and how to vote on legislation, like Senator Moscow Mitch McConnell, only better. McConnell now finds himself on the sidelines backing these low quality candidates promoted by Trump and wondering how it all happened.[ii] It happened because he and his cronies enabled Trump rather than doing something about him when they had the chance. Will McConnell drown his sorrows in ketchup? Well, ketchup and Old Crow.
Yes, the grown ass man, aka the “Orange Jesus”, that throws temper tantrums wants to be President again so other people can clean up after his one-man food fights is lining up his courtiers in the midterm elections to do his bidding. Of these, I think that my favorite is J.D. Vance. Trump told his followers at a rally that Vance kisses his ass now.[iii] He said it in front of Vance. Vance just smiled and kissed Trump’s ass some more.
Maybe it had ketchup on it.
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