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Be Best!
Poor Melania. She has come a long way since meeting Trump at the famous Kit Kat Club.[1]
The Trump campaign has spent $371,000 on Melania’s strategy consultant/hairdresser in the past couple of years.[2] Herve Pierre Braillard is much more than a hairdresser.[3] He helps Melania dress up just right. Names like Herve Pierre Braillard don’t come cheap either! In the consulting world you get what you pay for. This guy has a way with dresses, suits, hat and shoes that just has to be seen to be believed.
It’s a mighty big job keeping Melania ready for all the events she doesn’t show up for in order to not support her Sugar Daddy/father of her child. That’s how serious she is.
She’s ready to go!
Think you’ve got it hard?
Melania Trump knows your pain.
Okay. all of you hard working MAGA people need to listen up! Especially, those having to work in environments where the humidity is so high that just getting through the day is made tougher. Think about having to do that with bad hair! Send your MAGA dollars in today!
Have you ever seen what humidity can do to hair?! Well, it isn’t pretty. That’s where stylists and hairdressers jump in. They know how to keep a woman beautiful as she goes about the difficulties of her day. Waking up in luxurious surrounding and getting massages and beauty treatments isn’t all fun and games. No siree. It’s … well I don’t know what it is but it takes money and lots of it. There are pedicures, manicures, facials, herbal wraps, Brazil waxing, makeup, nail polish and beauty equipment stuff.
Do you think that Melania is subjecting herself to all this pampering because she likes it? Au contraire. She’s willing to suffer these kinds of indignities and give up her personal time at some as yet undetermined times that have yet to happen in a year. She wants to look her best.
She’s doing this for America!
Give those dollars!
MAGA supporters need to do their part. If it comes down to going to the dentist or giving money to Trump—give money to Trump! Do MAGA kids really need to eat every day? Give that food money to Trump! He needs you! The RNC needs you!
And after all, Trump has Walt Nauta for his body man.[4] Nauta’s into campaign money to the tune of $360,000.[5] BTW Nauta left the Navy while under investigation for sexual misconduct.[6] He tends to Dear Leader’s needs. It isn’t easy keeping Diet Coke served just right and enough bronzer on hand. Tasks like these call for professionalism. It’s that kind of professional dedication that got him indicted along with Trump for hiding classified material.
MAGA needs beauticians and lawyers! They cost money! Especially beautician lawyers!
Send some money!
Be mad!
You know I was going to make some more comments about MAGA rubes needing to keep sending their money to Trump. But you know what, it’s wrong using their hard-earned dollars to pay for the lifestyle of a supposed multi-billionaire and his fluff entourage.
Drive around here in the Ozarks and see Trump flags in front of hovels. Sometimes several.
They should be upset that their money is going into the pockets of these professional dilettantes.
They aren’t.
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[1] https://www.eonline.com/news/1049293/when-donald-trump-met-melania-the-first-couple-s-unusual-road-to-the-white-house
[2] https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/melania-stylist-huge-earnings-trump-213056007.html
[3] https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13035145/melanias-stylist-consulting-fees-trump-super-pac.html
[4] https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trumps-body-man-defendant-walt-nauta/story?id=100079435
[5] https://www.thedailybeast.com/walt-nauta-was-accused-of-sexual-misconduct-then-trump-hired-him-then-he-was-indicted-in-mar-a-lago-case
[6] Ibid.
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