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This is an exclusive OMG STOP THE PRESSES TRUMPLERAD I NEVER HAD SEX WITH THAT WOMAN WWGOWGA TRUST THE PLAN ALERT you read it here first post!
!!! BREAKING NEWS ALERT !!!
McCarthy wins! Speaker of the House due to evidence of massive voter fraud! It’s fake news from the untrustworthy woke liberal media that he lost. After initially barricading himself in the Speaker’s office McCarthy came out and gave his brief statement. Unfortunately, before he could answer any questions he saw his shadow and ran back into his office.
PILES of evidence have been found showing that he, McCarthy, actually WON by 11 votes that had been hidden in Matt Gaetz’s hair! The vote was rigged from the beginning! There’s no way that he could have lost.
Okay, here’s the deal. McCarthy is coming back but it’s really Trump in disguise! Understand? The real McCarthy will be held in a secret facility (Mar a Lago) where he will undergo plastic surgery to be made to look Hispanic. He will become a bathroom attendant in the shitter at the secret facility (Mar a Lago). Then President Biden will be impeached and found guilty. Then President Harris will be sworn in, immediately impeached, convicted and removed from office. Then Trump disguised as McCarthy will become President! Whereupon JFK Jr. will come forth and be appointed Speaker of the House and he will present the New Constitution tablets that were created by Jewish space lasers allowing Trump to reveal his true identity and become the Red Caesar.[1] Game over.
Trust the plan!
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[1] https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/01/red-caesar-authoritarianism-republicans-extreme-right