Sunday, March 9, 2025

MAGA Jesus Now!


MAGA Jesus Now!

For a MAGA Amerika!

By Keith Thomas

3/9/2025 

MAGA Jesus for Amerika!

            MAGA Jesus Christians rejects the socialist Jesus of the bible! Socialist Jesus is a loser. MAGA Jesus is a winner and is Führer Trump’s sidekick. I received a letter from MAGA Jesus believer Speaker of the House of Representatives Johnson. Yes, really. Johnson shared the following.

“Above all I will not abandon the fight to turn America back to God.

I will never shrink away from being a steadfast Christian and man of God.

Too many people have failed to realize that our rights come from God, not government.”

            Silly rest of us Non-MAGA Jesus people believed that our rights come from our Constitution. Written by men escaping religious persecution and a king. They quite purposely avoided creating a religion centered document. They recognized the rights of others to believe or not believe as they saw fit.

On the other hand, here are MAGA Jesus beliefs.

  • MAGA Jesus hates WOKE Jesus!
  • MAGA Jesus opposes diversity, equity, and inclusion!
  • MAGA Jesus wants queers punished.
  • MAGA Jesus wants women to stay in their lane.
  • MAGA Jesus only cares about Amerikans.
  • MAGA Jesus doesn’t want women to control their own bodies!
  • MAGA Jesus says Amerika FIRST!
  • MAGA Jesus doesn’t care about democracy!
  • MAGA Jesus supports Christian Nationalism.
  • MAGA Jesus supports Trump.
  • MAGA Jesus supports Putin and all despots!
  • MAGA Jesus supports Trump’s Trade War!
  • MAGA Jesus supports laying people off.
  • MAGA Jesus supports hate and intolerance of those that are different than them.
  • MAGA Jesus supports rounding up people of color men, women, and children immigrants and putting them in camps.
  • MAGA Jesus supports taking away food from the disadvantaged and children.
  • MAGA Jesus drives a Tesla.
  • MAGA Jesus believes in welfare for the rich.
  • MAGA Jesus believes in white power.
  • MAGA Jesus supports fascists and fascism.

            How about you? Do you believe in MAGA Jesus? Do you believe there is a Jesus other than a MAGA Jesus? You know, the one who said, “love your neighbor” and asked us to look after “the least of these”.  Are there two Jesuses?

Can we be a nation isolated from the rest of the world? Or do you believe that we’re a nation that puts humanity and basic human rights first? Maybe we were, but …

Are we now?

Copyright © 2025 Keith Thomas. All Rights Reserved.

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