Trusk Bromance
By Keith Thomas
2/28/2025
The “It” power couple.
Okay, you know how celebrity media will combine names of power couples like Bennifer (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez) or Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie). Well, Trump and Musk are the ultimate power couple du jour and they deserve a combined name if anyone does. Trusk. I came up with it on my own but I did use a combined name generator for confirmation.[i] So Trusk is totally legit.
Like all new couples, they’re still working out the roles of their bromance. After all Trump does have a history of pursuing white female immigrants. However, there seems to be some gender fluidity in their relationship. At times Musk appears to be work wife and at others is in the authority figure take-charge husband role. Then Trump will step out of the dutiful wife role in supporting Musk long enough to make a bizarre post (1) right before a nap time cabinet meeting.[ii]
Honestly at times they both appear to be going through the change. Like when Trusk says that they don’t remember calling President Zelinskyy a dictator. (2) Seriously if they aren’t going through the change then maybe one or both of them are on hormonal therapy. We can only hope that a Dr. Feelgood can get them straightened out before they launch a nuclear strike on Panama, Greenland, Mexico or Canada.
Trump answered a reporter’s question about whether Musk speaks for him regarding a letter that he sent out and Trump responded with, “Yeah, yeah, everybody speaks (3) for me. I’m the one. I’ll take responsibility.” She Trusk then added that the buck stopped with her. That surprises me. Usually she says the buck stops with ex-president Biden.
With he Trusk handling the actual man work of being President that leaves his honey mama daddy wife Trusk free to nap, play golf and rage post. Let’s face it, she Trusk only ran to avoid prison.
Mission accomplished!
Meanwhile
The Trusks remain united in their vows to tear our democracy apart. Otherwise it would be nigh on impossible for them to stay together. It’s possible that they’re staying together for the kids. So many kids! Ranging from smearing boogers (4) on desks to endangered species killing adults.
They are having some communication glitches as they work out their relationship. Trusk isn’t sure who’s working for the government. So they sent out a letter to see if dead people would respond. It seems that they aren’t dead and the rumors about their being dead are fake. I suppose it’s possible that they’re the walking undead. It doesn’t really matter since they’re due to get the ax soon anyway.
Speaking of the undead has the aging Melania been sighted recently and does anyone know if she has a body double? It would be nice to know how she feels about playing second fiddle (or is it third fiddle) to the bromance. She’s damn sure the be best looking one of the bunch.
Appearances matter.
[i] https://namegen.com/people/ship
[ii] https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/2/26/key-takeaways-from-donald-trumps-first-cabinet-meeting-with-elon-musk
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